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I think animal testing is a terrible idea. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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Fade in.. saturday morning, 8:30am. I'm climbing into a moving truck, and I'm already sweating. I spend the next 7 hours sweating my balls off carrying heavy shit up a narrow and terrifyingly steep staircase. Imagine if you will a big screen television weighing just under 300 pounds, which was brought down into this room via appliance dolly, ( Read more... )

All are silent, none have woken
Yet you and I remain, unspoken
Lying under a starlit night
Wishing not; for mornings light
You take me from this tragic place
Love is found in your embrace
All of me revolves around you
Everything you say and do
And though harsh times may split us apart
You'll always wander, in my heart.

awwwww.... pfft!

I would just like to say.... booyah!
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Sex on television only hurts when you fall off.

I love summer, I really do. I dont mind sweating, so long as it doesnt create a funk. I love the sun, even the sunburns that come with it. I love being outdoors and not having to worry about frostbite. I love lush grass, and rolling around in it. I love girls in short shorts and bikinis.. I love the smell of tanning oil. I hate the taste of ( Read more... )

All things being equal, fat people use more soap.