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[jayxkillsxyou]

so last night mandie's cat scratched me.

i am allergic to cats, so i took some benadryl.

lisa and dan came over.

the benadryl made me sleepy, and i fell asleep on the couch.

i learned something last night.

dont ever fall asleep at mandies, because if you do, you will wake up with dan daponde's hand caressing your crotch.

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[fallenxhero]

HAHAHAHA amazing. that could be the best thing i'll read today.

[josiebobcat]

muahahahahahaha!
that will teach everyone! you are not safe in the Huerta house! muahahahahahah!

[fallsilent]

note that there is no indication that this caressing was disagreeable.

[josiebobcat]

he liked it. so jay wakes up to this and dan laughs and starts to walk away and this is exactly what jay said: "did i tell you to stop?"

i think he got a lil' excited.

[fallsilent]

hahah.