Comments | jaznath: An Explicit Issue

jaznath

An Explicit Issue

Dec 22, 2005 22:14

How do pornos end?

No, no, seriously.

What happens in the porno after the completion of the passionate, hopefully kinky orgy? I simply can't envision what would happen after all that was through ( Read more... )

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stickchick596 December 23 2005, 03:29:04 UTC

Well, my dearest philosopher, you are at an age where you could legally purchase the information necessary to resolve your queries...

jaznath December 23 2005, 16:36:25 UTC

But then I'd feel all icky. *giggles*

elmonocansado December 23 2005, 04:30:17 UTC

I think there is a song and dance number reminscent to the end of A Chorus Line.

Or maybe they sing Comedy Tonight (reprise)

I get the twins!
They get the best!

Or maybe it says some really deep, really random things and the main character attempts to choke the girl he likes only to have her caress his cheek and so he starts crying and he falls down crying and it says "End" after you thought EVERYTHING was resolved buuuut noooo it couldn't end semi-happily goddamn!

I just watched a movie that ended that way....My brain is melted

I still think they should do a song and dance number

*pan out...the house they were doing in the porno in is actually in a snowglobe!*

piratelifeforme December 23 2005, 04:54:08 UTC

Ummm actually it all depends on what kind it is.... There is sometimes cuddling and there is sometimes smoking and sometimes it just sorta ends and leaves you hanging... Fuck, bad pun there..... Ummmmm Some offer no plot resolution.

drama_despot December 23 2005, 16:41:12 UTC

well all the pornos ive ever been in.... wait maybe i should start over *rewind* well, how should i know?

nythus32 December 24 2005, 04:29:48 UTC

I HAPPEN AFTER A PORNO