Nobody cares, says the mons pubis.

[jaznath]

Here's how my typical summer weekday is panning out:

9:00 am... My alarm goes off.
9:04 am... I turn it off.
9:05 am - 10:00am... I get pretty and eat brekkers.
10:00am... I start getting ready for work--making lunch, packing backpack, etc.
10:25am... I lock the back door behind me.
10:25am - 10:55am... I walk somewhere around a mile and a half

Comments

[blueberrymoose9]

Might I suggest a pony? Or perhaps Yoshi. You could learn to skateboard...or that board thing in Back to the Future. There's also the possibility that a bright young man like yourself could construct a teleportation device.

[drama_despot]

I have an answer for your troubles... i think it may be the solution... and it is.... it is....

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