fuck me your majesty

[jazz_core]

this weekend was fucking killer as expected, too much to write about.
drank so much, smokes so much, popped squatts, bought a highlighter, got sand in mah shoooooes, wore my atreyu hat and looked totally lesbo, went to bed late and woke up early, made fucking best budds with Jenine, i love her sooo. bonded with friends, laughed so much, farted so

Comments

its meee!!

[anonymous]

you're one perverted girl jaz, glad your weekend was killer, come party with me this weekend!

(xmalestrippersx)

Re: its meee!!

[jazz_core]

how did you know i wanted a male stripper for my birthday!!!....or did i spill my guts just now :)

leave your name loser

Re: its meee!!

[raspberryboxx]

you are so great

your entry made me smile

Re: its meee!!

[jazz_core]

damn you for having a PERFECT belly...

and cute undies:)

[zombie_eater]

oh my god him and Bam make me wetter than a mexican on x mas.

[jazz_core]

mexican on christmas?!?!?!
id like to see them wet for ME on christmas
(this made no sence, sorry:)

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[zombie_eater]

hahaha its ok mine made absolutley NO sense at all hahaha...but i like your comment better

[_roy_]

man, dont get mad because someone has feelings for ya, when will women learn? it's your fault for being awesome... if you weren't we wouldn't have those feelings... if you want to be mad at someone... be mad at jeff goldblum that puppyfucking titkicker...

I'm a violent drunk... I'll so sock you in the face.

[anonymous]

Jazz is more perverted then me, and that says alot. you shouldnt be mad for someone liking you, you are that kinda girl that guys like. stay up playa!
- lond

[jazz_core]

but this guy is someone who calls himself a drummer, goes to a music store, in the drum department, and doesnt play drums
can you say no passion for your instrument!!! i can:)