i accidentally burped really loud in the face of this fake tanned terrycloth with rainbow borders tube top wearing girl and she said EW! and then me and me sister CACKLED oh yes we CACKLED all the way down the hall of the movie theater we were in. oh man. she was so grossed uot it was AWESOME. i've never had cooties before ( Read more... )

quitting job soon

sometimes in the morning and early afternoon i think, "hell yeah, i can totally hang out with people after work" but then i trudge home and all i want to do is put my feet up and pass out. i'm sorry guys. when august comes around, i am SO done with doing good things for the environment....so done.

i'm tiiiiiiiiired and old lady achy ( Read more... )

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

and then we ate tater tots til the cows came home

(when do the cows come home anyway? early late? perhaps we should buy more tater tots)

( couldn't sleep and wrote this instead )

i like boggle

hah ( Read more... )

i just noticed that there is a tag on the inside of the zipper on my pants that says "lucky you"

HAH!

thats terrible