Hazel Captioned

[jazzometer]

Comments

[mrfantasy]

Wait a minute! I think the recipe called for baby... CARROTS!

[jazzometer]

Heh. Setting the bar high I see, Mr. Richichi . . .

~j.z.

[mrfantasy]

Oh, and congratulations! She's a lovely baby! Your first?

[jazzometer]

Yep!

[oxlahun]

I watched all of the Bugs Bunny cartoons with Witch Hazel in them, and only came up with "Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!".

I'm going to have to keep working on this.

[anonymous]

I wonder if she will be a "going thru 30 hours of labor bad ass", like her mother.
or
Do you think that cheese grater was a good idea for a baby toy?
or
Do you think setting up the nursery like a kitchen was a good idea?
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There's gotta be something we can do with these poopy diapers besides just throwing them away.
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Hmm, why are we in the kitchen with a baby?
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Was it the kitchen where she was conceived?
-buzz kill

[hannahchan]

Well, I was tempted to say, "I can haz new parents?" but that seems wrong. So I'm going for...

JEN: Well, the verdict's in: No more "sounds like my dates" jokes for the next 20 years.

[daybook]

This isn't a caption. I'm just surprised by the amount of graters you have!

[jazzometer]

I'd like to say that we have different graters for different kinds of cheese, 'cause we're fussy that way, but no, they just sort of accumulated, and honestly, it rocks having more than one, because they're a pain to clean by hand, so it's better to have reserves.

hypotactically yours,

~j.z.