Comments | jazzydramaqueen: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?

jazzydramaqueen

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!??!?

Jun 23, 2005 15:28

I should know better than to pick up the telephone at 3 in the afternoon. Noone ever calls me at 3 in the afternoon, except for my boss when i've done something wrong and stupid. So i had to go back into work, to 'fix' things that i had screwed up, that cannot really be fixed, but i have to come in anyway, so they can make an example of me, and so ( Read more... )

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me and my warped sense of humor jazzydramaqueen June 23 2005, 04:14:43 UTC

*laughes*
ummm, just kidding?

...or am i? i guess everyone will forever wonder whether or not Brittany J. Ericksen was faking it. It doesnt matter anyway, i've come to the conclusion that sex, much like most things in life, is silly and overrated. How about putting that bee in your bonnet, ladies and gentlemen?

Re: me and my warped sense of humor mikey451 June 23 2005, 23:44:34 UTC

of course you aren't kidding.

If only that were the only bee in my bonnet funnybrickjoel June 23 2005, 05:22:47 UTC

Then I could leave the light on in the birdhouse in my soul, but now I must dim the light for all eternity.
I think you should fake it always and often. It improves male orgasim like the sniffing of a hundred ladies' underarms.

This message is braught to you by,
Joel

Dizang brisef June 23 2005, 07:49:13 UTC

You know, I've heard from several reliable sources that women don't reach their sexual peak until around age 30. Yea, that puts us pretty far off from the damn peak. So I think that warrants a little faking. Because honestly, what guy is going to feel at all satisfied with sex if the girl is just like 'Uh, way to go. You're a great shot.' Actually I take that back, there are probably some guys who would like that. But you catch my drift. Anyway, who gives a shit? Maybe some people like faking it ( ... )

Re: Dizang mikey451 June 23 2005, 23:45:17 UTC

"uh way to go" is much better than knowing when they're faking. you lose your will to continue.

Re: Dizang jazzydramaqueen June 24 2005, 00:01:37 UTC

Oooh, so THAT'S what happened! j/k, j/k, J/K!
But I agree with Bri in that really, who gives a shit?

But seriously, way to go.

p.s. i love you.

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You guys crack me up but. ..I guess i'll clarify... jazzydramaqueen June 26 2005, 23:42:35 UTC

Everyone listen up:
it was supposed to be funny. Like a sort of self-depreciating humor, the idea that i would have to fake orgasms as opposed to actually having a great sex life. It was a joke, when i wrote it, it wasnt even true or false, it was just supposed to be a humourous statement on the sadness of my life in general. Honestly though, i'm incapable a faking it, at least so far as i know. The thought of it makes me laugh though, because it would be so obviously absurd to anyone involved. On the other side, i'm not going to pass judgement on people who do feel the need to fake it. Humor aside, what my orgasms are really like is no ones damn business, unless your name begins with a "B" and ends with an "en" and you wear a yellow/black reversable jacket and a hat all the time even if you dont need to. But enough about my orgasms, i guess. Sorry if the topic treaded on sensitive ground for everyone, my only explanation is that most times my sense of humor is only funny to me. eh, hahah?

Re: You guys crack me up but. ..I guess i'll clarify... brisef June 28 2005, 01:09:34 UTC

You make me laugh on a regular basis. Especially when you make your angry face. I miss the angry face.