Finals suck majorly!! I hate studying. I don't know how I got this far in life without studying...but now I'm going to fail if I don't! I've never failed, but yet I don't really know how to study! What a lose-lose situation!
Emphasis on the "accidentally" part
anonymous
November 24 2003, 00:57:49 UTC
That's real funny, jackass.
It was winter and I was putting the blanket on the horse after the lesson. Blanketing a horse involves reaching underneath its belly and grabbing the strap from the other side and hooking it so that it stays on. I wasn't looking when I reached for the strap and accidentally grabbed the penis instead. Keep in mind that I was about 9 years old at the time, so it was pretty damn embarrassing. And no, the horse didn't like it either.
alright, so mutually negative
anonymous
November 25 2003, 07:48:37 UTC
I was just joking about the enjoyment part. thank god this is anonomyous, or u would all think i was fucked up..
anyhow.. anonomyous posting... You can't even begin to comprehend how bad i want it. Every moment i am alive my desire grows stronger and stronger, yet i still know the truth. I can never really succeed in achieving the 1 thing i want to achieve more than any other. Is it bad to have a hopeless goal? In some ways it must be, but to me i wouldn't have it any other way. i figure if i set my goals so amazingly high, and try to reach them, then so much good shit has to happen on the way that my life would finally be good. I wish that happiness was sold at the stores, because right now that's the only way i could be happy. Its about time to change that though... Once i take the step, there is no turning back and untreading where i have already gone. 2 steps forward and no steps back.. good luck new self and goodbye old.
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anonymous
December 18 2003, 16:34:52 UTC
Dear JJB...I have a favor :-) Please stop using my highway picture from http://www.bobwoodyard.com. Your use of it is messing up my stats. You can get it from somewhere else by googling up highway image. I sincerely appreciate this, as I can get my stats back to normal. Please send an email to address listed on my site. Thanks much.
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It was winter and I was putting the blanket on the horse after the lesson. Blanketing a horse involves reaching underneath its belly and grabbing the strap from the other side and hooking it so that it stays on. I wasn't looking when I reached for the strap
and accidentally grabbed the penis instead. Keep in mind that I was about 9 years old at the time, so it was pretty damn embarrassing. And no, the horse didn't like it either.
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anyhow.. anonomyous posting...
You can't even begin to comprehend how bad i want it. Every moment i am alive my desire grows stronger and stronger, yet i still know the truth. I can never really succeed in achieving the 1 thing i want to achieve more than any other. Is it bad to have a hopeless goal? In some ways it must be, but to me i wouldn't have it any other way. i figure if i set my goals so amazingly high, and try to reach them, then so much good shit has to happen on the way that my life would finally be good. I wish that happiness was sold at the stores, because right now that's the only way i could be happy. Its about time to change that though... Once i take the step, there is no turning back and untreading where i have already gone. 2 steps forward and no steps back.. good luck new self and goodbye old.
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