Overheard in our bathroom...

[jbailey]

Leif's in the bath, Angie just took away the foam animals that Leif decided to eat.

Animals, animals.
You want the animals?
Yes
Are you going to eat the animals?
.. eat the animals.

Hmm.. I expected rebellion against veganism at 15. This seems a bit soon... ;)

Comments

[dcoombs]

Sure, it always starts with eating foam animals in the bath... Soon he'll be robbing convenience stores, and then the next thing you know he'll be some kind of underground criminal ringleader mastermind and you'll be wondering where you went wrong.

Or something. ;-)

Anyway, when the media phone and want to know about his childhood, remember the foam animal thing. The least you can do is humiliate him!

[jbailey]

Ah, they don't need to interview me for that. LJ is surely cached by the wayback machine or whatever is passing for that these days. =)

[sfllaw]

Man, I like eating dead things, but foam animals have been dead for way too long.

[jbailey]

Totally. You know my tolerance for eating dead things. Especially under extreme circumstances.

[zofia]

I laughed my ass off. Thankyou :D

[mmmmtino]

And to think, that was for foam. Wait until he tastes bacon! ;)

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[jkakar]

Bwahaha, that's what I was going to say. Oh man, now I want bacon.

[macoafi]

What does bacon taste like? I'm told "not as good as tempeh bacon because bacon has that gross aftertaste," but that's all I got.

[jkakar]

uhm. it tastes like ass?

(okay, maybe that was going too far, but I have to click 'Post Comment' anyway)