Comments | jbapmasc: Um they do it's called...Mother's Day.

jbapmasc

Um they do it's called...Mother's Day.

May 08, 2005 23:09

Mother's Day is by far one of the best holidays of the year. Perhaps second only to Christmas (and maybe Thanksgiving because God knows I love an excuse to eat all day).

Moms...Oh how they make me laugh.

So anyway, I was on my way home from church tonight and I thought I was being followed by this big white van. It turns out I wasn't but a) it was ( Read more... )

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chuckapal May 9 2005, 15:43:24 UTC

yo I heard on the radio this morning that Constantine died??

Anyways...remember old school elementary school days when we were taught that ALL strangers with bad intentions drove white vans? And remember how bullshit that statement is? Like if someone had a motive to molest some kids, they'd first stop by the dealership and pick up a white van, and then run by the candy store for some luring treats. Craziness.

jbapmasc May 9 2005, 21:04:27 UTC

Hahaha! Maybe that's why I thought he was following me! Because I was programmed to be afraid of white vans. Very good point.

No, Constantine is very much alive in the hearts of you and I. Don't hate!

buffygroupie May 9 2005, 18:21:41 UTC

Love the pic of Momma Maroulis! But I can do without the reminders of misery, thank you very much.

jbapmasc May 9 2005, 21:05:40 UTC

Love the new icon. Welcome back to life.
It's not a reminder of misery! It's a son hugging his mother! What could be more beautiful for a Mother's Day post?

that story anonymous May 9 2005, 23:19:47 UTC

MOMMY!! that story brought back the wonderful memories of being frightened for our lives! Now i don't have to worry about that anymore cuz my car is so ghetto, the horn doesn't work. that is an amazing picture of constantine and his mother! I'm so glad you got a tour of her house
~Reesie (CHERRYREESE) i still can't figure out how to comment as a logged in user

Re: that story jbapmasc May 9 2005, 23:33:52 UTC

It is a great story. Haha Sally would never do that to us! I'm so glad I got a tour of Consatntine's mom's house as well :)

Don't worry we'll go over these crazy LJ things.

Re: that story buffygroupie May 10 2005, 20:48:12 UTC

Tour?

Re: that story jbapmasc May 10 2005, 21:34:30 UTC

Well, not a literal tour. It's just a joke. They just showed his Mom's house and that was good enough for me.