For the past five weeks, I've been stuffing my face with Cuban sandwiches. What have YOU been up to?

[jbkrasinski]

There are several things one should never do, period

Comments

[evans]

That gum thing is digusting. I did it once and I regretted it. I know what you mean though.

[jbkrasinski]

Yeah it's pretty much the worst, man. Did you purposefully do it?

[dcook]

I went to bed with gum in my mouth once and it ended up at the end of my bed, stuck to my sock. Explain that to me, please. And hell yeah, I know what you're talking about. Gum deteriorates after a while and just tastes nasty once you rise. All-in-all, a very valid addition to your list.

[jbkrasinski]

It got stuck because you're one helluva restless sleeper? I don't know, man, maybe you hurled your gum out towards your feet during your sleep, haha.

[levine]

it turns to liquid? For real? I remember always getting freaked that if you swallowed it, it like stays in your body for like 7 years and i had better things to mess with my body than that. hahah I never pulled tip 3 because i think that's so stupid too, plus i know tons of people anyway. connections holla. I have never tried ovaltine it seemed too ghetto for my ass.

[jbkrasinski]

Yeah, if you chew it allll day it breaks down and turns into goop. Is the seven year gum in body legend true? Cause I've swallowed so many pieces in my lifetime. I bet my intensines look like gummy crap. Dude, what do you drink besides Ovaltine? Melted Swiss chocolate in soy milk, Mr. Brentwood? Ovaltine is good stuff.

[levine]

that is so nasty gross. I just googled it. still nasty. UH, if you must know, YES. I melt premium belguim chocolate into my vanilla soymilk. I LEARNED IT IN BRENTWOOD. Don't hate.

[jbkrasinski]

I knew it was all a farce, I just knew it. So now I can swallow as much gum as I want and not feel like a bloated mofo. I get it, Yuppie!

[willajholland]

I fucking love Ovaltine!!!! But uh, why would you even go to bed with gum....

[jbkrasinski]

YOU'RE CLEARLY AWESOME THEN, WILLA J. HOLLAND. I don't mean to go to bed with gum in my mouth, I just forget about it, you know? Don't lie, you've done it before.

[willajholland]

But how can you FORGET there's gum in your mouth?

[jbkrasinski]

Okay let me explain for you, young padawan. Say you're watching tv late at night, let's say Everybody Loves Raymond. And you're watching...you're watching...but you're dozing off....and BAM! It's the next morning all of a sudden and you've got gum in your hair because that particular Everybody Loves Raymond episode wasn't entertaining enough (probably involving the in-laws, I assume.)

[w_arnett]

I always want powder up my nose, is this a strange desire?

[jbkrasinski]

Yes...yes it is, you big tweaker.

[w_arnett]

You used to be cool, Krasinski.

[jbkrasinski]

Hey, I'm just watching out for you, Future Father of The Year.