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[jbockalot]

so i did that write santa a letter like 5 times. twice it said i bought porn for incel. also i ruled canada as some kind of dictator. i committed genocide. twice. i had a shoot out with rival gang lords on the 5 in LA. i gave two wet willies and took them back. i stuck gum in jessicas hair. i pulled kinsey's hair. i stole goodtwinice's purse

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[anonymous]

i bought you porn in august AND november. i gave you a kidney. i put money in your expired parking meter. if that isn't the essence of someone who is #1 awesome, then i don't know what is. for real. katie tabor.

[shizanna08]

i'm sad b/cnothing involved me :(

you must have forgotten about me:(

[jbockalot]

one time you name came up...but i have no clue what it was that happened. and your letter to santa....psh! typical.