Wherein I Know Where Everything Is... Except for One

[jbs_teeth]

The Dread Mistress of All She Surveys and Who Knows Where Everything Is does not know where her iron is. This pisses off The DM of ASS&WKWEI.

Also, the Dread Mistress does not giggle. She does NOT.

Edit: You'll notice that at no time did I suggest poor, slandered Lifty took it. All of that came from his so-called friends.

*shakes head. walks away*

Nice

Comments

[minionjoe]

Psst... Hey...

How much is invisible_lift's location worth to you?

[jbs_teeth]

An iron's worth.

[minionjoe]

Ah. Well. I already have an iron.

[definehome]

What -- and that's not implication enough?

[definehome]

blink blink blink Do you think Lifty stole it?

[jbs_teeth]

I *am* saying that I know that I didn't not know it wasn't missing before Lifty was in town.

[definehome]

*snerk* great...sentence.

[sanginmychains]

Well if anyone could come up with an interesting yet deviant use for an iron...

[invisible_lift]

Do they realize I showed up on your doorstep with nothing but a laptop case?

[definehome]

No laptop? It's not so much what you showed up with that we're interested in. It's what you left with.

[invisible_lift]

Well, no. There was a clean shirt, a pair of socks, clean underroos, a laptop, and hair product in it.

And the only additions to my luggage were a toothbrush, and the spoils from our trip to the bookstore (which amount to a copy of Einstein's Dreams, some Post-Its with Oscar Wilde and Mark Twain on them, and a journal).

[antelope_writes]

Yes, but what was IN the laptop case?

And was it bigger on the inside, in which case an iron would easily have fit? It's not just for time lords anymore--nannies have that kind of technology now, too, have had since the 1910s. If a nanny can have it, so can a Lifty.