i'm never getting out of here, am i?

oh, happy. ;)

there are no more words.

No! We will NOT give your child a haircut while he's sedated and having his exam ( Read more... )

I would much rather be shopping right now...

1) Minneapolis is weird. Exes always resurface. Especially when you're sure they've been dead for years. And your friend will end up dating one of their friends. Especially if it was a weird/ugly/raging drunk breakup.

2) It creeps me out when people who look like siblings date.

hot (little) dress.
hot weather.
hot girlfriends.
cold drinks.

there are only two reasons for me to go home....

What a lovely weekend. I had the best of both worlds--worked 11 hours on Saturday, was too exhausted to do anything except hang out afterwards--fell asleep watching Team America with Ty. Sunday spent the morning being lazy, went to get breakfast and then putzed around Uptown...did anyone else watch the premiere of The Sopranos? All I'll say is ( Read more... )

two things about american idol ( Read more... )

big, big, big projects at work...and they're boring, so i'll spare the details. but the point is this: i should not, by any means, be posting on LJ today ( Read more... )

annnd i'm obsessed.