can i get a housewife up in here??

If not, please do ( Read more... )

when a guy asked me what i thought of his penis size, i told him it was "adequate." it's true. i said that.

but it was a lie. it wasn't adequate at all.

still not feeling quite right....it's not good. my boss tells me i "look like i've been through something." i'm about to go through a lot more...TONs of work and finals start this week?

oh, and last night, when i got home guess what was on TV???

URBAN COWBOY!

it made me miss jamestown (?!), and i actually started to wonder what my life would have been like if i had stayed there...

I have no idea what the hell I was dreaming about, but I had this realization when I woke up:

Squirrels are clearly NOT communists!!

???

The thing about fooseball tables is this: it's never JUST a fucking fooseball table. Along with it comes ( Read more... )

i have drugs. i will kick this thing's ASS.

in other news: it doesn't matter, i'm grounded anyway. i have a big ass exam on friday a.m. But after that, it's ON!!

g'nuh-nigh!

haven't been this sick in a very long time. why am I at work??

i want my mommy!!

who on earth, when describing themself says, "has an incredible bod?" WHO??