iTunes 8-Ball (From Maggie)
Question: What do you think of me, iTunes?
Answer: “Headache for Michelle (remix)” - Au Pairs
I guess I confuse it . . .
Question: Will I have a happy life?
Answer: “Wang Dang Doodle” - Willie Dixon
‘Tell fast talking fanny we gonna pitch a ball down at Union Hall . . . We gonna wang dang doodle all night long!’
Question: What do my friends really think of me?
Answer: “Bonito y Sabroso” - Beny Moré
Translation: pretty and tasty. Mm.
Question: Do people secretly lust after me?
Answer: “Metropolis” - The Pogues
H’m . . . Irish people, maybe?
Question: What should I do with my life?
Answer: “Let the Music Play” - Barry White
Keep the music strong.
Question: Why must life be so full of pain?
Answer: “Gotta Serve Somebody” - Bob Dylan
Wow. That’s actually a fairly coherent answer.
Question: How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Answer: “Pure Fucking Armegeddon” -Mayhem
My girlfriend says that’s fairly accurate.
Question: Will I ever have children?
Answer: “Girlfriend is Better” -Talking Heads
I guess that’s a ‘no.’
Question: Will I die happy?
Answer: “The Time Warp” - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Yay!!!
Question: Can you give me some advice?
Answer: “My Dad’s Gone Crazy” - Eminem
iTunes, you’re freaking me out.
Question: What do you think happiness is?
Answer: “Heatwave” - The Who
‘Whenever I’m with you something inside starts to burn deep and my heart feels like fire . . .’
Question: What's my favorite fetish?
Answer: “Fuckin’ With My Head (Mountain Dew Rock)” - Beck
I guess I’m a sodomite. Pretty tame.
Question: Am I a complete freak?
Answer:. “If Love is a Red Dress (Hang Me in Rags)” - Maria McKee
Apparently, seeing as I have an entire album of Maria McKee.