It didn't really work, honestly. Oh well.
1. What's my weekend looking like?
"Rock-a-Bye Your Baby With Dixie melody" - Al Jolson
Music and dancing, then?
2. Who shot JFK?
"It's a Beautiful Day," Queen
I always wondered what in the hell that song was really about . . . I guess the whole "No one's gonna stop me now" part's autobiographical?
3. What should I major in?
"New, New Minglewood Blues," the Grateful Dead
Well, his number one occupation's stealing heaven . . . That could work for awhile, anyway.
4. Should I go to Seville next year?
"President of What?" Death Cab for Cutie
"And wheels would roll away." I guess that's a yes . . .
5. Will I go to Seville next year?
"Otherside," Red Hot Chili Peppers
Well, he doesn't believe it's fair, but . . .
6. What should my kitty's name be?
"Definition," Mos Def and Talib Kwelli
That's actually not a bad idea. More of a parrot name though, really.
7. What do you <*> really <*> think of my ipod shuffle socks?
"We're in the Money!" Fred Astaire
That sounds overwhelmingly positive, actually.
8. What do you think of the new room?
"What More Can I Say?" Jay-Z
Aww! Thank you! This time it IS for the money, my n***er!
9. Will I get this essay done on time?
"I Just Wasn't Made For These Times," The Beach Boys
"I think I got something going for myself . . . but sometimes I feel very sad! I guess I just wasn't made for these times." Sounds like extension-time.
10. How about my other two essays?
"Everybody Loves A Lover," The Shirelles
. . . And I love everybody since I fell for you, too!
I shouldn't worry - not for nothing.