wow i'm a dumb ass

[jcb]

so i was, you know, forcibly defrosting my refrigerator with a solid iron sculpture my friend steve singer made me entitled "power object" when i hit some kind of gas line and sprayed frion (or whatever the hell they use nowadays) ALL OVER MY FACE. i was bodily thrown backwards against the wall by the force of the rushing gas, knocking my bean

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ladies and gentlemen, your moment of zen

[gamineserieuse]

you poor thing, all over your pretty face! I hope that stuff's not toxic because me and your face we have some business to get to.