Bridezilla

[jcello]

I'm in a string quartet that mostly performs at weddings. We've had to make a demo CD with the violist TALKING over the pieces because people were using the CDs at their ceremonies without paying us. So today I got a call

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[ter369]

Bz: If you'll promise to give me my money back if I'm not completely satisfied, then I'll hire you

Bridezilla #2, addressing wedding dress seamstress: "If you'll promise to give me my money back if I think it makes me look fat, then I'll hire you."

Bridezilla #3, addresing caterer: "If you'll promise to give me my money back if no one eats the food, then I'll hire you."

Bridezilla #4, addressing the photographer: "If you'll promise to give me my money back if you don't make me look like Jennifer Aniston, then I'll hire you."

Like, any Bridezilla would recognize a fine string quartet performance.

Gaughgh.

[zellion]

Ah, that made my afternoon. I'm sure you'll have a slew of this after the customers suck post, but I'm going to friend you if that's ok.

[shadownobafu]

*snip*

AHHH, Bridezilla! Bloody hell, she sounds pretty stupid. And irritating, but good for you for being consise and not letting her bitch at you.

*highfives*

[marakara]

Oh my God.

Take Care
Mara

[vivwiley]

What Mara said....Sheesh.