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MOTHER @#$% OW!!!!
So, I had surgery to take care of an ingrown toenail a couple months ago. It went great, stellar even. They didn't even need to take off the whole toenail.
Of course, it was likely that it would get pushed off on its own by the new nail growing in.
So, fast forward to tonight. It's apparently a huge wind storm tonight.
The neighbors moved out.
The neighbors have a wrought iron gate.
The neighbors didn't CLOSE said gate, no, one of the doors is swinging around and banging noisily.
I put on my slippers, thinking I would just shut the damn thing and be done with it.
No, no, as I approach the gate, a massive gust of wind kicks up, blows the gate right into my toe, and my world is now unfathomable pain.
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECES OF SHIT I WILL END EVERYONE EVEN ASSOCIATED WITH THAT DAMN GATE!
The nail's broken, and bleeding quite profusely. There's some swelling too, so even the gauze and ointment I've got on it hurt.
Ibuprofin and me are going to be great friends for the next couple of days, I know it. I'm gonna have to call the podiatrist and see if I need to come in... SON OF A WORTHLESS DECREPIT WHORE.
So, I had surgery to take care of an ingrown toenail a couple months ago. It went great, stellar even. They didn't even need to take off the whole toenail.
Of course, it was likely that it would get pushed off on its own by the new nail growing in.
So, fast forward to tonight. It's apparently a huge wind storm tonight.
The neighbors moved out.
The neighbors have a wrought iron gate.
The neighbors didn't CLOSE said gate, no, one of the doors is swinging around and banging noisily.
I put on my slippers, thinking I would just shut the damn thing and be done with it.
No, no, as I approach the gate, a massive gust of wind kicks up, blows the gate right into my toe, and my world is now unfathomable pain.
MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING PIECES OF SHIT I WILL END EVERYONE EVEN ASSOCIATED WITH THAT DAMN GATE!
The nail's broken, and bleeding quite profusely. There's some swelling too, so even the gauze and ointment I've got on it hurt.
Ibuprofin and me are going to be great friends for the next couple of days, I know it. I'm gonna have to call the podiatrist and see if I need to come in... SON OF A WORTHLESS DECREPIT WHORE.