Dear World!

[jchrisquint]

Dear World-

My Phone is MIA

I am assuming I lost it somewhere this weekend, (probably at the Magic Dragron) and hopefully not on the subway/bus.

So IM me to talk to me, or email me until I can find it.

AIM=JChrisQuint83
email=jchrisquint@gmail.com

Comments

[rkomullet]

Hope you find it. I tried calling it a few minutes ago to see if you somehow left it here, but no dice. Or phone. Not that dice ring anyway. That would be cool though.... hmmm.... *runs to the patent office*

[camnelius]

Remember when you gave me your old pda phone? I can get that back to you if you need it man.....but be warned: I may mail it up there in a box of cotton balls... Mua ha ha ha ha ha

[jchrisquint]

I gave that phone to you for a reason.... IT SUCKS!!!!! :-P

Ha, I'm almost positive that vader knocked it under a piece of furniture, and I'll find it tonight, or I left it at the Magic Dragon, in which case I'll recover it soon

An old joke...

[zigamorph]

A minister and priest had the habit of drinking together at the local pub each Monday evening to share the pleasures and pains of their calling. One week the minister arrived on foot rather than cycling as usual. When the priest asked why, he complained, "Somebody stole my bicycle! This evening it was missing from its normal parking space. One of my parishioners must have taken it. What should I do?"

"That’s terrible!" replied the priest. "Here’s what I suggest. Next Sunday, base your sermon on the Ten Commandments. Make it passionate, with lots of fire and brimstone, so your flock really squirms. When you get to 'Thou shall not steal,' see who looks guilty. Then you'll find your suspect!"

The minister thought that sounded like a good plan. The next Monday he arrived at the pub by bicycle as usual. The priest asked how the plan had worked.

"Oh, it succeeded just fine," he answered. "I was working through the Ten Commandments, and when I got to the one about adultery, I remembered where I left my bicycle!"