AP Mosts
At the end of the year, we (My AP English Class) wrote down what each person was most. Here it is [tada]. Most of you who weren't in our class or don't know these folks prolly won't find it that funny, but maybe you will. I'll add some commentary where some of you who don't know the folks might need it.
The AP Mosts
Andrea
- Most likely to work with the next Michael Jackson impersonator
- Most likely to become a diva
- Most well-rounded
- Most polite
- Best smile
- Most pleasant
- Most friendly
- Most likely to become an undercover agent
- Friendliest
- Second most quiet
- Best all around
Kendall
- Most sarcastically humorous
- Most likely to live outside the U.S.
- Sickest sense of humor
- Most likely to get in a wreck (already had one...)
- Oddest sense of humor
- Most likely to be a chemist
- Most ADD
- Most likely to be a crazy teacher
- Most likely to be an English professor
- Worst poker player OR best poker failure
- Most likely to be carrying a thick book
- Most random
- Most likely to be a professional wrestler
Casey
- Most likely to be a full-time dancer
- Most likely to adopt a hippie lifestyle
- Most artistic/funky (most dependable)
- Cutest accent
- Most likely to have a long marriage
- Most likely to plot to take over the world
- Most likely to make up sleep in History
- Most likely to have the career of her choice
- Best dancer
- Most helpful
Jessica C
- Most likely to fight crime
- Most likely to be famous
- Most likely to always have a good time
- Most likely to beat Eric up
- Most likely to be the life of the party
- Most tired
- Most likely to kill husband
- Most meanest (hehe)
- Best to get along with
- Most likely to marry a cop
- Most likely to have your parent come to class
Samantha (yamantha)
- Most unique
- Most likely to become a novelist
- Biggest transformation
- Most unique hair
- Least likely to wear bright colors
- Most individualistic
- Most likely to marry Jeremy
- Most weird
- Most deepest
- Most likely to have a newspaper column
- Most likely to move far, far away
- Most likely to change hairstyles within a week
- Most Sarcastic
Jeremy (swallow_a_knife)
- Most likely to become a medical/Biology student at UNC-Chapel Hill
- Most likely to succeed
- Biggest pimp
- Most likely to turn stuff in late
- Most likely to be President
- Most likely to marry Samantha
- Cutest
- Most likely to get a free chicken sandwich (works at Chick-Fil-A)
- Most likely to get a 5 on AP Exam
- Most apathetic about class
- Most likely to be successful
- Biggest ladies’ man
Cheri
- Most likely to marry one of her fellow classmates
- Most likely to become a model
- Biggest mouth
- Most generous with food
- Biggest flirt
- Most likely to be a rich man’s wife
- Most likely to be on TV
- Most attractive
- Most likely to disappear from class for random intervals of days.
- Most likely to be a soccer mom
Seth
- Most likely to become the next Napoleon Dynamite
- Most likely to become a politician
- Most “white” :-D
- Most likely to succeed
- Most likely to drop out of Seminary to pursue a rap career
- Most likely to become a ghetto rap star
- Most likely to be valedictorian
- Best at being himself
- Most likely to stay in NC
- Best wearer of Pink
- Biggest cornball
- Most dependable
Heather
- Most likely to become whatever she sets her mind to
- Most likely to become a doctor
- Best all around
- Best personality
- Most likely to become an activist of some sort
- Sweetest
- Most likely to have odd hair
- Most artistic
- Most likely to be a model
Katy
- Most likely to become a journalist or lawyer
- Most likely to become an award winning journalist
- Most likely to pull a prank
- Most random
- Best FRIEND
- Most wild
- Friendliest
- Most outgoing
- Most likely to live in NYC
- Most likely to live in California
- Most likely to standout in a crowd
- Most likely to be a news editor
Jessica L
- Most likely to be the next Janise Joplin
- Most likely to work on Broadway
- Most likely to be famous
- Prettiest song voice
- Most fru-fru
- Most likely to be a performer
- Most likely to be a missionary
- Most spastic
- Best singer
- Most “artsy”
- Most schedule-challenged
- Most likely to be missing for a weekend
- Most eternally spastic
Leann
- Most likely to become the most out-spoken person
- Most likely to become a news anchor
- Most determined
- Most quiet
- Most shy
- Most likely to surprise everyone
- Most likely to become wild in college
- Most quiet
- Most intuitive
- Most humble
- Quietest
- Most studious
Josh
- Most likely to be the next Tiger Woods
- Most likely to have his own field and stream TV show
- Most redneck/cheesy
- Most likely to have random outbursts
- Most likely to think he’s a redneck
- Most likely to start their own business
- Most country
- Most likely to fail a college course because the professor hates capital letters (he rights in "Small Caps")
- Most likely to be on professional sports teams
Fenia
- Most likely to be a psychotherapist
- Most likely to become a missionary
- Most upbeat
- Most artistically inclined
- Most optimistic
- Biggest flirt
- Most likely to get PhD
- Most internally spastic
- Most likely to throw a metal pole at a crowd
- Most likable
- Cutest
- Most likely to make friends
- Most charming
- Most likely to become a famous choreographer
Mark (like number 1 or 2 in the class right now)
- Most likely to take over the world
- Most likely to become a millionaire
- Most likely to lose all his money in poker
- Most likely to get into the Ivy league college of his choice
- Most likely to be extremely rich or extremely poor
- Most likely to choose religion over money
- Most likely to become a Catholic priest
- Most likely to become a sarcastic Catholic priest
- Most likely to be Pope and king of the world
- Most likely to succeed
- Most likely to be writing right now
- Most likely to be a millionaire or dirt poor
- Biggest gambler
- Future Pope
Eric
- Most likely to be a Michael Jackson impersonator
- Most likely to be seen on TV
- Most talkative
- Most likely to get sent out by Mrs. Edge (haha....demon substitute and fav. of Mrs. Salter that we ALWAYS had :))
- Class clown
- Most likely to have 5 different baby’s mamas
- Most likely to be a preacher
- Biggest flirt
- Most time in class spent sleeping
- Biggest procrastinator
Nathan
- Best all around/most likely to be the next American idol
- Most likely to become a famous composer
- Most articulate
- Most musically inclined
- Most likely to do what they love
- Most likely to become a politician
- Most likely to be a Republican State Senator
- Most likely to conduct a symphony
- Best all around
- Most talented with instruments
- Most likely to have a successful musical career
- Biggest class clown
- Musical genius
Brittany (centralgal2006)
- Most ADD/Most likely to become a teacher/ most sarcastic
- Most likely to make a difference in someone’s life
- Least likely to hold her tongue
- Most likely to be a boy scouts den mother
- Most ADHD
- Most likely to be a little midget (hehe...aren't i clever? :))
- Most likely to be a politician
Alex
- Most likely to be the next Edgar Allan Poe
- Most likely to be a part of the Sundance movie festival
- Most sarcastic
- Least likely to care what others think of him
- Most likely to be a writer
- Most likely to become an actor
- Most likely to live in a hut writing short stories
- Most likely to be an artist of some kind
- Most creative
- Most likely to dress in a sundress all the time
- Most likely to live outside the box
- Most creative
Me
- Most likely to be the ghetto white boy who takes over the world (What it is?)
- Most likely to become a foster parent (what...u sayin i can't get me a wife?? :))
- Most likely to always have a rat tail ...
- Hardest worker (ummmm)
- Most likely to crack a joke at an inappropriate time (yep!!)
- Most likely to be a pastor
- Most confused (huh?)
- Most likely to teach his kids the word “smoosh” (hehe....ms. meader)
- Most likely to be a cryptographer (yeah....my handwriting)
- Most likely to laugh at his own joke (yep :-D)
- Most clumsy (ow)
Thanks, Mrs. Salter, for letting us do this and getting the list out!
The AP Mosts
Andrea
- Most likely to work with the next Michael Jackson impersonator
- Most likely to become a diva
- Most well-rounded
- Most polite
- Best smile
- Most pleasant
- Most friendly
- Most likely to become an undercover agent
- Friendliest
- Second most quiet
- Best all around
Kendall
- Most sarcastically humorous
- Most likely to live outside the U.S.
- Sickest sense of humor
- Most likely to get in a wreck (already had one...)
- Oddest sense of humor
- Most likely to be a chemist
- Most ADD
- Most likely to be a crazy teacher
- Most likely to be an English professor
- Worst poker player OR best poker failure
- Most likely to be carrying a thick book
- Most random
- Most likely to be a professional wrestler
Casey
- Most likely to be a full-time dancer
- Most likely to adopt a hippie lifestyle
- Most artistic/funky (most dependable)
- Cutest accent
- Most likely to have a long marriage
- Most likely to plot to take over the world
- Most likely to make up sleep in History
- Most likely to have the career of her choice
- Best dancer
- Most helpful
Jessica C
- Most likely to fight crime
- Most likely to be famous
- Most likely to always have a good time
- Most likely to beat Eric up
- Most likely to be the life of the party
- Most tired
- Most likely to kill husband
- Most meanest (hehe)
- Best to get along with
- Most likely to marry a cop
- Most likely to have your parent come to class
Samantha (yamantha)
- Most unique
- Most likely to become a novelist
- Biggest transformation
- Most unique hair
- Least likely to wear bright colors
- Most individualistic
- Most likely to marry Jeremy
- Most weird
- Most deepest
- Most likely to have a newspaper column
- Most likely to move far, far away
- Most likely to change hairstyles within a week
- Most Sarcastic
Jeremy (swallow_a_knife)
- Most likely to become a medical/Biology student at UNC-Chapel Hill
- Most likely to succeed
- Biggest pimp
- Most likely to turn stuff in late
- Most likely to be President
- Most likely to marry Samantha
- Cutest
- Most likely to get a free chicken sandwich (works at Chick-Fil-A)
- Most likely to get a 5 on AP Exam
- Most apathetic about class
- Most likely to be successful
- Biggest ladies’ man
Cheri
- Most likely to marry one of her fellow classmates
- Most likely to become a model
- Biggest mouth
- Most generous with food
- Biggest flirt
- Most likely to be a rich man’s wife
- Most likely to be on TV
- Most attractive
- Most likely to disappear from class for random intervals of days.
- Most likely to be a soccer mom
Seth
- Most likely to become the next Napoleon Dynamite
- Most likely to become a politician
- Most “white” :-D
- Most likely to succeed
- Most likely to drop out of Seminary to pursue a rap career
- Most likely to become a ghetto rap star
- Most likely to be valedictorian
- Best at being himself
- Most likely to stay in NC
- Best wearer of Pink
- Biggest cornball
- Most dependable
Heather
- Most likely to become whatever she sets her mind to
- Most likely to become a doctor
- Best all around
- Best personality
- Most likely to become an activist of some sort
- Sweetest
- Most likely to have odd hair
- Most artistic
- Most likely to be a model
Katy
- Most likely to become a journalist or lawyer
- Most likely to become an award winning journalist
- Most likely to pull a prank
- Most random
- Best FRIEND
- Most wild
- Friendliest
- Most outgoing
- Most likely to live in NYC
- Most likely to live in California
- Most likely to standout in a crowd
- Most likely to be a news editor
Jessica L
- Most likely to be the next Janise Joplin
- Most likely to work on Broadway
- Most likely to be famous
- Prettiest song voice
- Most fru-fru
- Most likely to be a performer
- Most likely to be a missionary
- Most spastic
- Best singer
- Most “artsy”
- Most schedule-challenged
- Most likely to be missing for a weekend
- Most eternally spastic
Leann
- Most likely to become the most out-spoken person
- Most likely to become a news anchor
- Most determined
- Most quiet
- Most shy
- Most likely to surprise everyone
- Most likely to become wild in college
- Most quiet
- Most intuitive
- Most humble
- Quietest
- Most studious
Josh
- Most likely to be the next Tiger Woods
- Most likely to have his own field and stream TV show
- Most redneck/cheesy
- Most likely to have random outbursts
- Most likely to think he’s a redneck
- Most likely to start their own business
- Most country
- Most likely to fail a college course because the professor hates capital letters (he rights in "Small Caps")
- Most likely to be on professional sports teams
Fenia
- Most likely to be a psychotherapist
- Most likely to become a missionary
- Most upbeat
- Most artistically inclined
- Most optimistic
- Biggest flirt
- Most likely to get PhD
- Most internally spastic
- Most likely to throw a metal pole at a crowd
- Most likable
- Cutest
- Most likely to make friends
- Most charming
- Most likely to become a famous choreographer
Mark (like number 1 or 2 in the class right now)
- Most likely to take over the world
- Most likely to become a millionaire
- Most likely to lose all his money in poker
- Most likely to get into the Ivy league college of his choice
- Most likely to be extremely rich or extremely poor
- Most likely to choose religion over money
- Most likely to become a Catholic priest
- Most likely to become a sarcastic Catholic priest
- Most likely to be Pope and king of the world
- Most likely to succeed
- Most likely to be writing right now
- Most likely to be a millionaire or dirt poor
- Biggest gambler
- Future Pope
Eric
- Most likely to be a Michael Jackson impersonator
- Most likely to be seen on TV
- Most talkative
- Most likely to get sent out by Mrs. Edge (haha....demon substitute and fav. of Mrs. Salter that we ALWAYS had :))
- Class clown
- Most likely to have 5 different baby’s mamas
- Most likely to be a preacher
- Biggest flirt
- Most time in class spent sleeping
- Biggest procrastinator
Nathan
- Best all around/most likely to be the next American idol
- Most likely to become a famous composer
- Most articulate
- Most musically inclined
- Most likely to do what they love
- Most likely to become a politician
- Most likely to be a Republican State Senator
- Most likely to conduct a symphony
- Best all around
- Most talented with instruments
- Most likely to have a successful musical career
- Biggest class clown
- Musical genius
Brittany (centralgal2006)
- Most ADD/Most likely to become a teacher/ most sarcastic
- Most likely to make a difference in someone’s life
- Least likely to hold her tongue
- Most likely to be a boy scouts den mother
- Most ADHD
- Most likely to be a little midget (hehe...aren't i clever? :))
- Most likely to be a politician
Alex
- Most likely to be the next Edgar Allan Poe
- Most likely to be a part of the Sundance movie festival
- Most sarcastic
- Least likely to care what others think of him
- Most likely to be a writer
- Most likely to become an actor
- Most likely to live in a hut writing short stories
- Most likely to be an artist of some kind
- Most creative
- Most likely to dress in a sundress all the time
- Most likely to live outside the box
- Most creative
Me
- Most likely to be the ghetto white boy who takes over the world (What it is?)
- Most likely to become a foster parent (what...u sayin i can't get me a wife?? :))
- Most likely to always have a rat tail ...
- Hardest worker (ummmm)
- Most likely to crack a joke at an inappropriate time (yep!!)
- Most likely to be a pastor
- Most confused (huh?)
- Most likely to teach his kids the word “smoosh” (hehe....ms. meader)
- Most likely to be a cryptographer (yeah....my handwriting)
- Most likely to laugh at his own joke (yep :-D)
- Most clumsy (ow)
Thanks, Mrs. Salter, for letting us do this and getting the list out!