Dear Onion,

[jcmdev0]

I love you.

"Years of treasured recollections dating all the way back to your childhood will be lost forever when a four-story fall exposes your photographic memory to daylight."

Comments

[liukaiqin]

How cool. Onion horoscopes are sometimes super-accurate! Mine once told me "you've always considered yourself something of a shutterbug, but it won't be so great when the police confiscate your hard-drive this week" or something - I had just managed to crash my photo-sorting software by taking too many thousand pictures...