and there are a bunch of "shits," "fucks," "dammits," and "Oh Gods" coming from the plumber guy in my bathroom. Should I be alarmed?

Yesterday was fairly pleasant. After skipping math and listening to Matthew Kaiser talk about the anus, I went to the gym with Amanda and Fred. It was my second time at any Rutgers gym, Fred's first (Fred had given me permission to lose my gym virginity without him. He wanted an experienced woman to "show him the ropes," as it were). So while ( Read more... )

Again and again, in every section of the university Rutgers continues to prove that efficiency is a foreign concept to them. It should not take 45 minutes to get a freaking fitcheck card. I won't go into details because they're boring, but the fitcheck crew came upon a minor inconvenience that my ass would have been smart enough to overcome, but ( Read more... )

and what I mean by that is not hot, but it refers to the fact that I have been rained on way too fucking much this week. This morning I borrowed Jen's umbrella so I could go to the SAC and purchase my own umbrella. Of course, the final shitty umbrella was sold about a second before I walked in. Then I decided to take the F bus to Rite Aide. ( Read more... )

Today I wanted to be productive but ended up spending a good amount of time looking for fall clothes because a lot of things don't fit me anymore. Can anyone tell me why someone (God, maybe?) doesn't think short thin people want to wear pants? Why is it that almost no stores carry "short" sizes, and the ones that do often only sell short length ( Read more... )

Today I'm doing nothing. It's the first day in what seems like forever that I'm doing nothing, so it's nice ( Read more... )

I'm excited, albeit somewhat depressed. Nothing serious though, just the standard "where has time gone" sort of depression. But mostly I'm excited. I got my license renewed yesterday and it is very off-center. NJ licenses look very fake, I've decided ( Read more... )

Today a coworker was shocked that I had a tattoo (he saw it when I was reaching up for something). Am I such a wuss that it should result in such shock?

I will tell you the details of my trip later. But now let me tell you about one incident that happened today that I will either have to spend tons of money to resolve or block out forever ( Read more... )

to Florida for Danielle's competition. Have a nice week everyone, and call me to say hello if you want! (I will probably be updating every day anyway, so I don't know why I'm posting this) And even though you don't read this, thanks for the amazing burritos yesterday Anthony.