all I got... the candied yams were dumped on my sister who was wearing a beautiful dinner gown when passing food around. my nephew mooned the camera during a dinner photo shoot. The only near gay moment is last year, it was like girls gone wild when my niece and I go to the video store and rent Chicago and Drop Dead Gorgeous and we get all excited and squeal about watching it and everyone else is wondering what the heck is up...
OK....so I go to the new Safeway and buy all the T-Day stuff including a 20 lb turkey. It was a grand opening for the store so the place was jammed packed.
After unloading the car and making room for everything in the fridge, I left a big opening for the turkey.........the only problem....NO TURKEY.
I was less that happy to go out in pouring rain and make the 25 mins trek to Rehoboth....so.....I might have had an edge to me when I told the manager they had forgotten to load my turkey in the cart.
The manager chuckled......said "Yep, 20 lb fresh turkey? Some kids found it rolling around the parking lot". It seems they had loaded it on the bottom of the cart, and in my haste, the turkey decided to make a break for it on the way across the lot.
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the candied yams were dumped on my sister who was wearing a beautiful dinner gown when passing food around.
my nephew mooned the camera during a dinner photo shoot.
The only near gay moment is last year, it was like girls gone wild when my niece and I go to the video store and rent Chicago and Drop Dead Gorgeous and we get all excited and squeal about watching it and everyone else is wondering what the heck is up...
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OK....so I go to the new Safeway and buy all the T-Day stuff including a 20 lb turkey. It was a grand opening for the store so the place was jammed packed.
After unloading the car and making room for everything in the fridge, I left a big opening for the turkey.........the only problem....NO TURKEY.
I was less that happy to go out in pouring rain and make the 25 mins trek to Rehoboth....so.....I might have had an edge to me when I told the manager they had forgotten to load my turkey in the cart.
The manager chuckled......said "Yep, 20 lb fresh turkey? Some kids found it rolling around the parking lot". It seems they had loaded it on the bottom of the cart, and in my haste, the turkey decided to make a break for it on the way across the lot.
Anyone want to join me for RoadKill Turkey?
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try it, you'll like it
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Are you for serious? As usual, you crack me up like nobody else, dead serious.
I'm going to spread this around to my trashy friends in DC as well, mmmmmmmmkay? Especially Terry. And did I mention his husband has an LJ now?
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