New place I hate

[jd78jd04]

H&M. Where I am apparently two sizes bigger than I am anywhere else.

H&M, I hate you.

A lot.

Comments

As well you should. Here's why:

[penance09]

In addition to using those freakish METRIC sizes, which, EVERYONE knows are a sham, I hear they also support clubbing baby seals. AND, my girlfriend Debby's best friend, Cheryl, heard from her one-legged cousin, Madge, that H&M is somehow involved in human trafficking. That's how she lost her leg... in a sting. That just what I heard.

Seriously...