Electronica: helping white kids dance since the 1980s.

Last night, while playing NBA Live 2005 because I have no life, I drafted a team whose starters included Shaq, Allan Houston, Darius Miles, Tony Parker, and Shareef Abdur-Rahim. Easily my favorite had to be Shareef Abdur-Rahim. Why, you ask? Solely for the fact that everytime I made a basket with Abdur-Rahim, I got to make the "Shareef, Shareef ( Read more... )

Umm....another quirk. I can feel this shit burning my gums. My teeth had better be beautiful. This isn't exactly comfortable. I have to hold my mouth kinda open so I don't mess the position of the whitestrip up. So all my saliva just starts collecting in my mouth. And I have nothing to do. I have to just sit here while I wait for this thing ( Read more... )

Random thought: Has anyone tried crest whitestrips? I have a question. Why are they so ridiculously fucking hard to get on? I had to give up on getting the damn thing on my bottom row. They do not want to stay on your god damn teeth. At all. And these things make me angry, because that is not their purpose. Their purpose is to go on your ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'd like to express an extreme dislike for babies. Not all babies, though. Some of them are quiet, but I really don't notice them. So they don't exist. The babies that irk me are the ones that scream loudly and constantly in public areas. I despise this. Really, it doesn't have to be public, screaming in general drives me insane. This ( Read more... )

I'm going to try something new. Some people refer to it as blogging, and because I think that word sounds funny, I'm going to call it that too. I've come to the realization that I have lots of strange and humorous thoughts that I never really remember. So I'm going to try writing them down. I hope you guys enjoy.

I just did a 377 question survey and livejournal won't post it because it's too big. I'd be mad, but I'm way too tired.

Spring Break is great. I have lots and lots of free time. The only thing I really have to do the entire break is a day has to be spent job searching. But really, that's something I'm voluntarily doing. I need a job. I have no skrilla, ever. Everybody comment with suggestions of places I could go to apply. I need your help ( Read more... )

Wow, my entire fucking BODY hurts.

I wish there were a place where I could get a decent cup of coffee on the way to school.