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[jdbor]

I might as well face reality. My wife will be a photocopier.

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well...

[xjess131x]

...at least she'll never mouth off to you.

but is a paper jam worse than pms?

but it could be pretty cool - you might finally discover the answer to the age old question - what on earth does "PC Load Letter" actually mean?

;)
Jess

[xchris130x]

At least she'll be able to piss you off every now and then and you can fight like most people in marriages do... but for the make up part... Well... I gotta ask.. Is there a hole big enough for you to seek some enjoyment?

[daemc916]

first it was beastiality. now what's this? machiniality?! You are a sicko, kid. I think I'll stop there before divulging into anything worse.

[eve_erz]

i think if we all decided to face our reality (especially in terms of spouses), our lives would be pretty miserable. i would marry a rabbi so my parents would shut up. you will not marry a photocopier, and if by some chance you do, i'm sure she'll make a lovely bride. keep those hopes up!