Birthday Suit

[jdcelery]

Today is my birthday!!!  This morning I woke up and before my eyes were even open I pooped out of bed, ran into the dining room and got the present that's been waiting there for two weeks with "Happy Birthday Gym Puppy" written on the tissue paper.  It was from Sailor and he promised I could open it first thing in the morning.   It was a new pair

Comments

[cyrk_vision]

happy birthday, JD!!!!

gigantic love and puppy kisses.

and i hope you get all your birthday wishes. ;)

[jdcelery]

thanks litter mate. ruff ruff!

[headlessannie]

You "pooped" out of bed? That's a real no-holds-barred celebration. Or did you mean "popped?" :)

[justin42]

Dear JD,

Happy Birthday. I'm glad you didn't poop in the bed. You'd have gotten a newspaper smack on the nose for sure.

Happy birthday JDizzo! You are the bestest Mad Seamstress Slut Puppy ever. I'm glad you're celebrating. You do have a lot to celebrate, even if you don't like your job situation right now. Happy biscuits and gravy brunch, mimosas and bloody marys, butt sex and salmon sashimi princess birthday. I hope you get everything you want and nothing you don't. I'm glad you're alive! Keep up the great work!

Love,

Jungle Justin

[mr_heathen]

i am also glad you didn't poop the bed. it reminds me of this saying i know that goes, "love is not being afraid to shit the bed." i'm not certain if i heard this somewhere, or if it's something that my brain made up and i wish i could attribute to someone else. i think that if i made it up, i would have said "ashamed", instead of "afraid" because using the word afraid makes it seem like you're just waiting for the right moment to shit the bed, and i don't really swing that way. but it's kind of true, don't you think? if you did, in fact, poop the bed, i hope you wouldn't be afraid to. or ashamed. or... something.

happy birthday!

[mr_heathen]

okay.

i just did a google search for "not being afraid to shit the bed" and "not being ashamed to shit the bed, both of which offered up ZERO search results.

so, i am both afraid and ashamed to admit that my brain must have made up that little motto of love. maybe i'll have it stitched on a pillow.

[mr_heathen]

Love is...

Happy, happy!

[dessertwhore]

Happy birthday, JD--we are all set to see you on Project Runway! Alex has volunteered to shave his entire body (last time it only took 3 hrs) so he can model for you. He makes a cute but unusual girl...

I don't think I could top dulce de leche cheesecake good god...but would love a piece...and would make you chocolates for a post-dessert dessert.

Love,

Jill, with Alex onlooking...

P.S. After our last STB party, Alex had date requests from not one, not two, but THREE lesbians. Not including my exes and their gfriends. Go figure....

P.P.S. I'll spill about fungi, but still waiting to hear about your Fun Guy! Or is he so much old news by this point....