"Okay," Max says, only half-listening as he continues to rattle on about all the types of dinosaurs he knows and what they look like and which ones will try to eat them.
"Have you seen Jurassic Park, Joe? The movie? Maybe they'll have the Velociraptors or the ones that puke poison in your face."
"Yeah, I saw it. They got everything out there, which is why we don't go past the fence," Joe said firmly, trying to make this really fucking clear, although he thinks Max is way too excited to really listen. Maybe he'll have to tie him to a tree or something, give him some kind of leash.
"They got out before," he said. "Got past the fence. It was bad. Just like Jurassic Park." Maybe that would get through to Max.
"Really?" he breathes, thinking more along the lines of maybe if it happened again he could find a baby one and make it his pet rather than the eating people part.
"I bet when dinosaurs were still here that people rode around on the ones that don't eat you. That'd be fun, huh? Like a Brachiosaurus and you could climb all the way up its tail and be a thousand feet up in the air."
"You're not climbing up fucking dinosaur," Joe said. "I don't care which kind it is. We're gonna go look at them, we're not gonna climb any of them. And if they come near us, we're gonna run away."
Those were the rules and Joe had to make sure he enforced them.
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"Have you seen Jurassic Park, Joe? The movie? Maybe they'll have the Velociraptors or the ones that puke poison in your face."
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"They got out before," he said. "Got past the fence. It was bad. Just like Jurassic Park." Maybe that would get through to Max.
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"I bet when dinosaurs were still here that people rode around on the ones that don't eat you. That'd be fun, huh? Like a Brachiosaurus and you could climb all the way up its tail and be a thousand feet up in the air."
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Those were the rules and Joe had to make sure he enforced them.
This was such a stupid, shitty idea.
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