Behold, Thor!
First, let me say that I enjoyed Thor. However, many of these little quips popped into my head while watching that I just turned it into something more (spoilers ahead, too)
Odin: My two sons, you're both fit to be king. But, there's only one throne so you know where this is going...
Loki: Fuck My Life...
*a few years later*
Odin: Today's the day Thor. You've all but got your shit together. What? Sorry about your luck, Frost Trolls are attacking.
*battle ensues, Asgardians fight them off*
Thor: They come up in our crib and stir shit? I don't think so. Let's go get `em.
Fandral: Um, Thor, your dad said no.
Thor: Dude, look at all the shit we've done together without my dad. Besides, I'm old enough that I don't need his permission every time I need to throw down.
*Thor and crew head to Frostville and take it to the Trolls before Odin shows up*
Loki: Thor, dad's here. He looks pissed.
Frost Troll: Odin, your kid's a shit disturber and vandalized our house.
Odin: Yeah, I know. I'll take him home and spank his ass good. Yes, I'll use the belt, too.
*Asgardians head home*
Thor: WTF Dad?!?!? The trolls were about to be my bitches!
Odin: Kings don't run around killing everything.
Thor: Dad, you suck!
Odin: Fine, you don't want to play under my rules in my house??? GTFO!
Thor: Aw crap...
Odin: By the way Loki, you're adopted.
Loki: Fuck my life...
*Thor crash lands on Earth, science folk find him and think he's homeless...and proceed to taser him. He then goes apeshit in the hospital leading science folk to think he's ok. They then overhear about a government satellite excavation*
Thor: That's not a satellite, assclowns.
*Thor heads to site with hot science girl and proceeds to whoop military trained dudes, including the ones who could easily shoot him but don't*
Thor: Aha! My hammer! It's on now bitches.
*Thor can't pull the hammer*
Thor: WTF???
*Thor does a tribute to lame ass Episode 3 where Vader screams out...or the old KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNN*
Loki: Hey bro. Listen, dad's dead and you can't come home because that was his last wish and well, I don't want to overturn it. Plus, he's not really dead, I'm just fucking with you because I hate you. Bye!
*at this point, the Thor Gang figures out Loki's up to no good and figure they'll just go rescue Thor*
Loki: Big ass suit of armor, go kill my brother.
*suit of armor lands on Earth, dumbass agents wonder if it's an Iron Man suit and then challenge it to identify itself, which it does by blowing the shit out of half their vehicles*
Thor: Sup y'all? Welcome to Earth. Fuck, suit of armor...get peeps outta here.
*people scatter as Thor's crew fights the suit, and lose*
Thor: Hey Loki! I know that suit's just a big fucking earpiece. Let all these people live and just kill me already.
*Loki says ok by bitchslapping Thor dead. BUT WAIT! This is the magical combination that releases Thor's Hammer (visualize how you may)*
Thor: Well, well, well. Booyah, bitch.
*Thor crushes the suit of armor, while in Asgard Loki handed the Frost Trolls free tickets to the kill Odin concert. Thor crew arrive home just in time for the big fight*
Thor: Why are you doing this?
Loki: Because I fucking hate you. Dad'll see I killed the trolls all by myself. WAAAAHHHHHH!
Thor: Weak.
*battle ensues, Loki ends up hanging from a bridge*
Thor: Come on bro, don't let it end this way.
Loki: Fuck you.
*Loki teleports behind Thor*
Loki: Been playing WoW while you were gone bro. Check it out! Mirror Image!
Thor: Yeah? AoE, asshole!!!
Loki: Fuck my life...
*Daddy Odin wakes up as Thor destroys part of the bridge, thus saving Earth and Frostville. Odin and Thor try to save Loki from falling, but Loki lets go. The world is saved, and Thor goes emo because he can't see hot science chick anymore after destroying the bridge to her world*
*End*
Odin: My two sons, you're both fit to be king. But, there's only one throne so you know where this is going...
Loki: Fuck My Life...
*a few years later*
Odin: Today's the day Thor. You've all but got your shit together. What? Sorry about your luck, Frost Trolls are attacking.
*battle ensues, Asgardians fight them off*
Thor: They come up in our crib and stir shit? I don't think so. Let's go get `em.
Fandral: Um, Thor, your dad said no.
Thor: Dude, look at all the shit we've done together without my dad. Besides, I'm old enough that I don't need his permission every time I need to throw down.
*Thor and crew head to Frostville and take it to the Trolls before Odin shows up*
Loki: Thor, dad's here. He looks pissed.
Frost Troll: Odin, your kid's a shit disturber and vandalized our house.
Odin: Yeah, I know. I'll take him home and spank his ass good. Yes, I'll use the belt, too.
*Asgardians head home*
Thor: WTF Dad?!?!? The trolls were about to be my bitches!
Odin: Kings don't run around killing everything.
Thor: Dad, you suck!
Odin: Fine, you don't want to play under my rules in my house??? GTFO!
Thor: Aw crap...
Odin: By the way Loki, you're adopted.
Loki: Fuck my life...
*Thor crash lands on Earth, science folk find him and think he's homeless...and proceed to taser him. He then goes apeshit in the hospital leading science folk to think he's ok. They then overhear about a government satellite excavation*
Thor: That's not a satellite, assclowns.
*Thor heads to site with hot science girl and proceeds to whoop military trained dudes, including the ones who could easily shoot him but don't*
Thor: Aha! My hammer! It's on now bitches.
*Thor can't pull the hammer*
Thor: WTF???
*Thor does a tribute to lame ass Episode 3 where Vader screams out...or the old KAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHNNNN*
Loki: Hey bro. Listen, dad's dead and you can't come home because that was his last wish and well, I don't want to overturn it. Plus, he's not really dead, I'm just fucking with you because I hate you. Bye!
*at this point, the Thor Gang figures out Loki's up to no good and figure they'll just go rescue Thor*
Loki: Big ass suit of armor, go kill my brother.
*suit of armor lands on Earth, dumbass agents wonder if it's an Iron Man suit and then challenge it to identify itself, which it does by blowing the shit out of half their vehicles*
Thor: Sup y'all? Welcome to Earth. Fuck, suit of armor...get peeps outta here.
*people scatter as Thor's crew fights the suit, and lose*
Thor: Hey Loki! I know that suit's just a big fucking earpiece. Let all these people live and just kill me already.
*Loki says ok by bitchslapping Thor dead. BUT WAIT! This is the magical combination that releases Thor's Hammer (visualize how you may)*
Thor: Well, well, well. Booyah, bitch.
*Thor crushes the suit of armor, while in Asgard Loki handed the Frost Trolls free tickets to the kill Odin concert. Thor crew arrive home just in time for the big fight*
Thor: Why are you doing this?
Loki: Because I fucking hate you. Dad'll see I killed the trolls all by myself. WAAAAHHHHHH!
Thor: Weak.
*battle ensues, Loki ends up hanging from a bridge*
Thor: Come on bro, don't let it end this way.
Loki: Fuck you.
*Loki teleports behind Thor*
Loki: Been playing WoW while you were gone bro. Check it out! Mirror Image!
Thor: Yeah? AoE, asshole!!!
Loki: Fuck my life...
*Daddy Odin wakes up as Thor destroys part of the bridge, thus saving Earth and Frostville. Odin and Thor try to save Loki from falling, but Loki lets go. The world is saved, and Thor goes emo because he can't see hot science chick anymore after destroying the bridge to her world*
*End*