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anonymous
May 3 2002, 08:28:41 UTC
Ahh yes Orgasming Straws.. Yum. *smacks Neb*
Anyhow, Squirrel Condoms, Squirrell condoms...
ever been to Bob Evans when they were selling these little plushie things, like flat socks with animal heads on them and you squeezed their necks (button there I think) and they made sounds? A friend of mine saw them once and immediately commented that they looked like little squirrel condoms. Better than Lamb or latex, Squirrel absorbs all that spooge! And leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy...
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Anyhow, Squirrel Condoms, Squirrell condoms...
ever been to Bob Evans when they were selling these little plushie things, like flat socks with animal heads on them and you squeezed their necks (button there I think) and they made sounds? A friend of mine saw them once and immediately commented that they looked like little squirrel condoms. Better than Lamb or latex, Squirrel absorbs all that spooge! And leaves you feeling warm and fuzzy...
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So, whazzup? Friends pages are down for free users.
So, we bring this message of LJ-outage cheer, hugs, and hot drinks all around!
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
(yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum) --
*the Lunatic is whacked over the head by a large, heavy object*
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Take care man!
QRS
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It's my way of constantly reminding myself of my past.
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