What the hell is this?

[jdmay]

I believe my presence was requested by some mad fool.

Thank you for making me feel like a fourteen year old girl by getting one of these things, you massive arse.

I should probably update this with something relevant but I fear it'll end up looking like some horrendous 'would like to meet' advertisement in a local rag. Or is that what I'm meant to

Comments

[richhammond]

Hello, old man

[jdmay]

Hello, short arse.

[valo]

Hello James. You applied for membership to must_be_pop and since you're using an S2 layout that doesn't allow for automatic disclaimer linking, I feel compelled to remind you to please manually put a disclaimer (or link) into each of your entries. If there is a chance you'll forget, I recommend you consider switching to S1 and using this code and tutorial here.
Cheerio.

[jdmay]

Sorry about that - I have amended things accordingly.

[carpe_jen]

I added Mr. Hammond yesterday. This is my year to learn about the UK.

Doesn't everyone have engine parts in the bath?

[jdmay]

Oh god, you'll only learn bad things from us. ;)

Well I thought so, but apparently not!

[cox_charlie]

I've added you.

[agyeman_freema]

Now, do you bathe around the engine parts, or do you take them out beforehand? That's a very important distinction.

[jdmay]

I have to take them out, which frankly is a chore in itself so I'm sort of glad I also have a shower.