The vote was clearly a landslide in favor of me documenting my life in a serious manner. As such I will stop using this page to make light of various sized people, ethnic groups, and those with varying degrees of LJ addiction
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I LOVED that X-rated wind-up toy. I'd take it, but my mom is staying with me tomorrow night and she might be a bit bothered by it. Of course, maybe she would like to go on a trip to Priscilla's. I don't know.
All I found after cleaning the apartment from my last relationship was a do-it-yourself abortion kit. Jawa. Just a novelty item.
Too bad your mom is cumming over. You're going to miss the biggest bash this apartment has ever seen. It will be EVEN bigger than that time Bert and Chris came over and hung out. Wow, we had like 5 people here that night.
Fun time, but I kinda regret now that I didn't go all out and see what I could do to that Cap'n and the keg. Oh well, maybe another time. Also, thanks for getting my special order, because when I drink beer, I tend to count how many I've had and I get competitive with myself. Also, I didn't wanna out-drink you at your own place, doc. I mean, out-drank at your place by a underaged kid? I mean, that would be embarassing. Kiddin, doc. Even though you and John arguing about ice for half an hour was entertaining.
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All I found after cleaning the apartment from my last relationship was a do-it-yourself abortion kit. Jawa. Just a novelty item.
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Wait, what am I saying? Bring your mom!
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But probably tomorrow night as well, there will be leftovers from the keg for sure.
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