I gotta do this...

This is too awesome, even just as an idea for an article: a close reading of Skymall magazine.

I can't even write about Va Tech's terrible loss. So, I'll distract with a news item that slipped between the lines ( Read more... )

Ah, one week into baseball season. Time to remember the most devastating homer of the past two decades. Maybe ever...and so we again begin the watch: is it actually possible for ANYONE to be cooler than Albert Pujols?

Yup, just as I predicted: Zach Johnson eeks it out over Tiger in an above par Tradtion Like No Other.

(OK, so I made that up.)

Alrighty, then...swept the stupid fucking Giants! I like the season already...

I'm shocked to hear myself say it, but I actually was happy for Florida last night. They played some exciting basketball, total team concept, and hit big shot after big shot to demoralize Ohio State. Corey Brewer is bad man from outside. The next Scotty Pippen, without the tag of NBA's ugliest player.

Every since Woody Hayes punched an opposing ( Read more... )

Yeah, baby! Mariners are undefeated! KING FELIX!

On another note: Dodgers shut down by Brewers? Say wha?