Power Breakfast Fails

[jdryznar]

For breakfast I had a bowl of "Organic Optimum Power Breakfast Cereal" and I am lagging as if I had a twinkie. You would think with a name like "Optimun Power Breakfast" I would attain optimum power.

Comments

[muttcatt]

low glycemic-load carbohydrates may take a few weeks acclamate to your system, much like on the Remington razor it says "your face may have to adjust for several days before you can get the 'as close as a blade' shave"
Modern Miracles.

[jdryznar]

fuck. I just spent an entire day trying to write a fun segment about the Glycimic Index craze for the show I work on. UUUUUUGH. AAAARRRRGH.

[muttcatt]

for real? i suppose there must be a comic angle in there somewhere