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[jdubois]

how come I can never find what I'm looking for in a man? Theresa would say that I shouldn't bother looking for a man at all. Not because she's a lesbian, but because she doesn't think men are worth the waste of time and trouble.

In other news, I've been eating grilled cheeses at least two meals a day. They are just so yummy.

Comments

[madbard]

I know you were speaking more or less rhetorically, but why not explore the question systematically? Make a list of what you're actually looking for.

[jdubois]

It's theoretically a good idea to make a list and then post it to get good ideas, but the truth is there are a lot of things I'm looking for that I'm embarrassed to actually mention.

[madbard]

Oh, out with it. I'll get you started: He evidently needs to like hats. Now you do one.