The Monkey Gland - Satan's Whiskers - Sourpuss - Sex on the beach - Dirty White Mother
Title: The Monkey Gland
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kawai, Fujigaya Kawai's ancestors
Notes: I shall now cheat and merely use titles. MWAHA 8D;;
“Whatever the hell that is, I don't wanna know,” Fujigaya edged back towards the door, eyeing the bright green jar that sat on Kawai's desk. Something was floating in it. Fujigaya felt his lunch shift unpleasantly.
“Live a little, Taipi!” Kawai admonished before proudly brandishing the jar. “I'm researching about where I came from.”
“Fumikyun, we already know you came from the monkeys,” Fujigaya returned sarcastically before backing away. “Get that away from me!”
“You could always join me.” Kawai waggled his eyebrows, stepping closer.
“You're sick,” Fujigaya hissed before fleeing to safety.
Title: Satan's Whiskers
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Tottsu, Goseki
Notes: Because everything about Goseki is awesome
“You....” Tottsu panted, falling down on the bed next to Goseki, “...are bad for my health.”
Goseki merely purred, snuggling into Tottsu's neck, “You like it.” He murmured and Tottsu shivered, trying to frown and shift away, not quite managing it.
“Gocchi...”
“What?” Goseki propped himself up on an elbow, chuckling. “If I didn't do anything, you'd just stress yourself into exhaustion. Now you're exhausted, but you feel awesome.”
Tottsu couldn't find a way to argue with that and Goseki just smiled with that familiar cat-like smile.
“You're evil.”
“You know it~.”
Title: Sourpuss
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kusano, Uchi, Jin
Notes: Idek at this point BUT LOOK, IT INVOLVES A DRINK.
“You know...Why not just join us?” Kusano smiled, raising his beer. “We're awesomer, anyways.”
“Don't lump me with you,” Uchi sniffed, turning his head away.
“I think he's just jealous that we have better hair,” Kusano pretend whispered.
“Oi!” Uchi whipped around, indignant. “Your hair is disgusting!”
Jin twirled a lock around his finger, shrugging. “I dunno, Kusano, he just insulted my hair...I can't possibly approve.”
“And here I thought you wanted to join the club for screw ups.”
“Uchiiii, don't sound so sour~!” Kusano trilled.
“Get off, you lug!”
Title: Sex on the beach
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Nika/Senga, Kisumai
Notes: Kisumai is all sorts of questionable-ness.
“I want sex on the beach~!” Senga appeared in the dressing room doorway with a huge smile. Nika nearly choked on his drink and Miyata cheerfully pounded him on the back.
“You want what?”
“Sex on the beeeach!” Senga chirped again and then frowned. “Ne, Taipi says I'm too young though.”
Yawning slowly, Kitayama shuffled out of the room. “That's something for us old people...though I suppose Nika can tell you what it's like soon enough.”
Nika choked again, spluttering. “Why'n the hell would I without Sen-chan!?”
“...Isn't that a drink?” Tamamori ventured.
Title: Dirty White Mother
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: YamaRyo, TakaRyu, Yara
Notes: These ones are perhaps even more questionable.
“....I don't get it!” Ryouta looked around in confusion. Yara was too busy laughing to breathe, let alone answer. “How is that funny!?”
Still receiving no answer, he huffed, planting his hands on his hips, eyeing Ryu in irritation. “Come on, tell me!”
“It was just a joke, Ryo-chan.” Ryu smiled helplessly. “What's there to explain?”
A frown formed on Ryouta's lips. “I don't get how calling my mom a...what? Dirty White what? She's Japanese!” He sounded rather indignant, not liking that he was left out on the joke.
On the floor, Yara expired.
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*figures out LJ tagging system, wtf*
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kawai, Fujigaya Kawai's ancestors
Notes: I shall now cheat and merely use titles. MWAHA 8D;;
“Whatever the hell that is, I don't wanna know,” Fujigaya edged back towards the door, eyeing the bright green jar that sat on Kawai's desk. Something was floating in it. Fujigaya felt his lunch shift unpleasantly.
“Live a little, Taipi!” Kawai admonished before proudly brandishing the jar. “I'm researching about where I came from.”
“Fumikyun, we already know you came from the monkeys,” Fujigaya returned sarcastically before backing away. “Get that away from me!”
“You could always join me.” Kawai waggled his eyebrows, stepping closer.
“You're sick,” Fujigaya hissed before fleeing to safety.
Title: Satan's Whiskers
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Tottsu, Goseki
Notes: Because everything about Goseki is awesome
“You....” Tottsu panted, falling down on the bed next to Goseki, “...are bad for my health.”
Goseki merely purred, snuggling into Tottsu's neck, “You like it.” He murmured and Tottsu shivered, trying to frown and shift away, not quite managing it.
“Gocchi...”
“What?” Goseki propped himself up on an elbow, chuckling. “If I didn't do anything, you'd just stress yourself into exhaustion. Now you're exhausted, but you feel awesome.”
Tottsu couldn't find a way to argue with that and Goseki just smiled with that familiar cat-like smile.
“You're evil.”
“You know it~.”
Title: Sourpuss
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kusano, Uchi, Jin
Notes: Idek at this point BUT LOOK, IT INVOLVES A DRINK.
“You know...Why not just join us?” Kusano smiled, raising his beer. “We're awesomer, anyways.”
“Don't lump me with you,” Uchi sniffed, turning his head away.
“I think he's just jealous that we have better hair,” Kusano pretend whispered.
“Oi!” Uchi whipped around, indignant. “Your hair is disgusting!”
Jin twirled a lock around his finger, shrugging. “I dunno, Kusano, he just insulted my hair...I can't possibly approve.”
“And here I thought you wanted to join the club for screw ups.”
“Uchiiii, don't sound so sour~!” Kusano trilled.
“Get off, you lug!”
Title: Sex on the beach
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: Nika/Senga, Kisumai
Notes: Kisumai is all sorts of questionable-ness.
“I want sex on the beach~!” Senga appeared in the dressing room doorway with a huge smile. Nika nearly choked on his drink and Miyata cheerfully pounded him on the back.
“You want what?”
“Sex on the beeeach!” Senga chirped again and then frowned. “Ne, Taipi says I'm too young though.”
Yawning slowly, Kitayama shuffled out of the room. “That's something for us old people...though I suppose Nika can tell you what it's like soon enough.”
Nika choked again, spluttering. “Why'n the hell would I without Sen-chan!?”
“...Isn't that a drink?” Tamamori ventured.
Title: Dirty White Mother
Unit for Points: Tackey & Tsubasa
Word Count: 100
Characters: YamaRyo, TakaRyu, Yara
Notes: These ones are perhaps even more questionable.
“....I don't get it!” Ryouta looked around in confusion. Yara was too busy laughing to breathe, let alone answer. “How is that funny!?”
Still receiving no answer, he huffed, planting his hands on his hips, eyeing Ryu in irritation. “Come on, tell me!”
“It was just a joke, Ryo-chan.” Ryu smiled helplessly. “What's there to explain?”
A frown formed on Ryouta's lips. “I don't get how calling my mom a...what? Dirty White what? She's Japanese!” He sounded rather indignant, not liking that he was left out on the joke.
On the floor, Yara expired.
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*figures out LJ tagging system, wtf*