Venus - Not in it for the pron! - Priorities

Aug 04, 2010 12:33

Title: Venus
Unit for Points: Veteran
Word Count: 100
Characters: Fujigaya, Kitayama, Yokoo
Notes: Slightly AU-ish-ness, because somehow, somehow Fujigaya actually becomes a member of Momusu. It's all Takki-boredom's fault. Why else would anyone want to infiltrate the enemy's base when they're all women? 8D;;


“I hate this!” Fujigaya snapped, carefully extracting his extensions while smearing his make-up. “Why the fuck am I the one doing this?”

“Because you're the only one who can pass with flying colors.” Kitayama snorted, eyeing the skirt and heels with dark amusement.

“Fuck you!” Fujigaya was in a bratty mood. “I look better then Reina-chan and I sing better then all these bitches!”

“Yes, yes, we're sorry, Taipi,” Yokoo tried to pacify. When Fujigaya yowled at him, he frowned, deciding to point out “You said you wanted to when Takki asked us.”

Title: Not in it for the pron!
Unit for Points: Veteran
Word Count: 100
Characters: ABC-Z, YamaRyo
Notes: Because Takki would want to cover all the bases (AKB48 would be one of them) and really, Kawai's mind is never coming back.


“Well, we can't send Hasshi.” Tottsu sighed, rubbing his eyes. “I mean, personality wise, he works... But...” he pointedly ignored Hasshi's indignant 'hey!' in favor of eyeing Goseki. “Any suggestions.”

Goseki considered it for a few moments. “We could try getting the Spazz to dye his hair black? It could work...He'd probably fit in better with all of them.”

“Why are we stalking up jailbait?” Kawai complained. “Why can't we do something about the ones who, I dunno, make porn?”

In a corner, Tsukada decided that Butokan really was one of Takizawa's sanest ventures.

Title: Priorities
Unit for Points: Veteran
Word Count: 100
Characters: Hikaru, Takaki, Inoo
Notes: Because someone told me once that Hikaru was at least rumored to have dated a Perfume girl...? I think. Something like that.


“There's something wrong about you trying to buddy it up with my ex-girlfriend.” Hikaru wrinkled his nose as he watched Takaki carefully use the eyeliner.

“What? Because I'm also your ex?” Takaki snorted, rolling his eyes at Hikaru's reflection in the mirror. “I've got more important things to do with my time then trade stories about you and your nasty junk.”

“Hey! You liked my junk!”

“Do you?” Inoo questioned, neatly laying Takaki's outfit out. “Because as far as I can tell, all you're doing is proving that this company is gayer then ever.”

challenge: spies, unit: a.b.c.-z, unit: hey! say! jump, unit: kis-my-ft2

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