Title: The Monkey Chain
Unit for Points: Kis-My-Ft2
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kitayama, Nikaido
Notes: There really is that link from Yara down to Shintaro. 8D
"They're like a living diagram of anti-evolution-ism," Nikaido observes during a practice break.
"Devolution, dropout-kun," Kitayama says, stretched out on a mat. "No -ism."
However, cracking an eye open reveals Yara trying out a new routine in the mirrors across the way, with Yamamoto aping his every move, and that Sakuma kid from Mis Snow Man trailing behind him, and Kitayama's almost inclined to agree. Their heights are also inversely related to their dance talent…
But then Shintaro shows up and pokes Sakuma, demanding lessons too, and Kitayama lets his eyes slip back shut. "Anyway, your theory's just been disproved."
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Title: Growing Pains
Unit for Points: Kis-My-Ft2
Word Count: 100
Characters: Yokoo, Koyama
Notes: Yokoo's tall now, but there may be a few things old kittens still need to learn.
"This is a disgusting habit, I've told you a thousand times," Yokoo says sternly, snatching away Koyama's cigarette out behind the NHK building. He stomps on it, then picks up the butt and hands it back. "Throw it away."
There's more anger in his voice than a smoke warrants though, and Koyama chuckles. "Kismai troubles?"
"Slovenly pigs, them all," Yokoo scowls. "Selfish, inconsiderate creatures. This tour is going to be bad for my blood-pressure."
"Something's got to give sometimes, no?" Koyama smiles.
"And it won't be me," Yokoo assures him.
"Ah, but Yokoo-chan~♥" Koyama chuckles. "Giving's the basis of member-ai."
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Title: The Lesser Evil. Probably.
Unit for Points: Kis-My-Ft2
Word Count: 100
Characters: Fujigaya, ABC-Z
Notes: "We're too sexy for your entourage."
"I wish you guys could come too, you know?" Fujigaya says. "It's going to be lonely without you."
"Where exactly do you think you're going though?" Totsuka chuckles.
"And don't you remember the nuclear holocaust over YokoAri?" Kawai scoffs. "Hell if we should tour together again, seriously."
"Yokoo-san is a werewolf!" Tsukada exclaims.
Goseki smiles. "Sorry, Taisuke, but we won't backdance for you even if you beg. Right, Ryosuke?"
"Right!" Hashimoto says, then blinks. "…but what about me?"
"We don't backdance for you either!" Kawai shouts as Fujigaya laughs.
As much as Ebi-and-Kisu are rivals, he's glad they're all cool.
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Title: I'm Your Flavour
Unit for Points: Kis-My-Ft2
Word Count: 100
Characters: Miyata, Tamamori
Notes: Miyacchi is an easily-acquired taste.
"You're pretty popular in Kansai," Tamamori comments.
Miyata chuckles. "They appreciate weird over there."
"Akito-kun said he wanted to eat you."
"Really?" Miyata laughs. Kiriyama is the epitome of weird sometimes.
"Yes," Tamamori says. "He said he could see you as an onigiri, with your swoosh as the seaweed around, and your nose the plum inside-"
"Oy~oy~oy!" Miyata protests. "That's way past compliment-level!"
"Really?" Tamamori grins that cheeky smile he's developed lately. "I kinda think he's right, except for how I'm your seaweed and plum."
"You are~" Miyata laughs, unable to argue further. He doesn't need Kansai when Tamamori's around.
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Title: Unfair Advantage
Unit for Points: Kis-My-Ft2
Word Count: 100
Characters: Senga, Nikaido
Notes: ...Rachel got me stuck in 2000 sap mode. 8|
"If you had to choose," Nikaido asks out of curiosity (honestly), "then would you pick Butoukan or Kismai2?"
It's a silly, biased question (really), but Senga still answers straight-faced: "Well, Yaracchi dances best, and Tsuka-chan flips best, and Yama-chan was a better high-school senpai than Tama-chan, y'know? And Bun-chan gives me food instead of taking it…"
Nikaido's frown starts getting mutinous, and Senga grins. "But Kismai has the first person to talk to me in all of Tokyo Juniors, and who I want to dance with forever, so."
"…I hate you," Nikaido says.
Senga laughs. "You're my favourite 2, Nika."