shore leave; straight-laced; so not smooth; sore loser; speechless; problem solved
Title: Shore Leave
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: In the navy~♪ We sail the seven seas~♪♪ Japan Maritime Self-Defence Force wiki, hurhur. Admittedly I just wanted to think about them in spiffy white uniforms. ♥ The four share a cabin.
"Shore leave," Fujigaya sighed. "Dreamin' of shore leave." He rolled over in his bunk. "Just eleven more months at sea, boys."
"Would you be happier," Yokoo asked, "or at least just shut up if Kitayama had boobs?"
Fujigaya paused. Then shuddered dramatically in revulsion. "I did not need that mental image. And shut up, Kyon! I know you're laughing up there."
Cross-legged on his top bunk, Iida shared an amused grin with Yokoo across the way. "Yes, Sir."
"Just 'cause you two are gayer than the Mardi Gras," Fujigaya grumbled. "Get out of here and go take a communal shower."
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Title: Straight-Laced
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: JDS-Japanese Defence Ship (commissioned pre-2008). 海士長 Kaishi-chō-Leading Seaman (highest enlisted/non-officer rank). Kitayama and Fujigaya here.
"I think he deserves to have his underwear stolen," Yokoo mused, offended by Fujiaya though on the way to the JDS Daibōken showers with Iida all the same.
"I think he's just frustrated," Iida shrugged placidly.
"Obviously," Yokoo said. "But he shouldn't've joined the navy in the first place if he couldn't handle seeing more balls than breasts without getting chemically imbalanced."
"No, I mean," Iida said. Paused.
Yokoo shot him a funny look.
"…him and the Kaishi-chō," Iida said at length. "There's something there."
Yokoo rolled his eyes. "Except you're forgetting Kitayama's straight, too."
"Right," Iida said. "Of course."
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Title: So Not Smooth
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: 等海士 Ittō Kaishi-Seaman (one down from Leading Seaman). Yokoo and Iida here.
"Seen my underwear, Kyon?" Fujigaya asked, rummaging around his storage locker. "I did some washing just yesterday, I swear!"
Under Yokoo's eye, Iida steadfastly pretended to be listening to music (despite reading a book and having no headphones on).
"Kyon…" Fujigaya warned.
Iida looked up with faux-innocence. "Ask Yokoo-san? He cleans…"
Fujigaya looked from Iida to Yokoo and back again with a frown. "No, Ittō Kaishi Iida Kyohei, I'm asking you, though your lack of an answer's telling me enough!" He turned with a glare. "Hand them over, Yokoo."
"Kyon," Yokoo sighed. "You are the worst liar I've ever seen."
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Title: Sore Loser
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: I always seem to have a target. Usually it's Kawai or Nikaido; tonight, Fujigaya. 8D; Sorry.
"What do you mean they're overboard?" Fujigaya hissed. He wanted to shout, but being heard wasn't ideal. "We're in the middle of the Pacific! This tub isn't docking for weeks!"
"Like I said." Yokoo inspected his fingernails. "You're eighteen nautical miles too late."
"Then I'm taking yours," Fujigaya growled.
"There's no way you'd fit into it," Yokoo told him flatly.
"Then Kyon-"
"I usually go commando," Iida said, apologetic.
"Fuck you both!"
"This is what you get for pulling rank on friends," Yokoo said primly.
"Are you serious?" Fujigaya stared. "I'm sorry, okay?"
Yokoo smiled. "Well, there's one other option…"
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Title: Speechless
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: Kitayama wanted action.
Kitayama blinked. "Come again?"
"I asked for your underwear," Fujigaya grumbled.
"That's funny," Kitayama said. "Last I heard of courtship, giving flowers was the norm."
Fujigaya threw his hands up, flopping back on his bunk. "Just because I pissed Yokoo off once by telling him and Iida to go jerk off in the showers."
"What, did they want you to watch instead?" Kitayama deadpanned.
"You're an ass," Fujigaya groused.
"Whatever. Here." Kitayama tossed Fujigaya a pair of clean boxers. "Though there are easier ways to get at what's in my pants, you know."
He grinned when Fujigaya's jaw dropped open.
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Title: Problem Solved
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: Cleaning is Yokoo's national pasttime. But I don't actually think he tossed all of Fujigaya's underwear to the wind. 8D Probably.
"In a good mood, Kyon?" Yokoo observed. They had extra cleaning rounds courtesy of the disciplinary committee, but neither of them minded much.
Iida smiled. "We haven't heard much out of Taisuke lately," he said obliquely. "Complaints-wise."
Yokoo stopped mopping to eye his friend. "They were passed out on Kitayama's bunk last I saw. You have a hand in that?"
Iida chuckled. "I maybe told Kitayama-kun something, but it was just a little news." He mopped with a quiet sense of satisfaction. "I told you they had something."
"Fine," Yokoo rolled his eyes. "You called it. Happy?"
Iida laughed. "Yes."
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: In the navy~♪ We sail the seven seas~♪♪ Japan Maritime Self-Defence Force wiki, hurhur. Admittedly I just wanted to think about them in spiffy white uniforms. ♥ The four share a cabin.
"Shore leave," Fujigaya sighed. "Dreamin' of shore leave." He rolled over in his bunk. "Just eleven more months at sea, boys."
"Would you be happier," Yokoo asked, "or at least just shut up if Kitayama had boobs?"
Fujigaya paused. Then shuddered dramatically in revulsion. "I did not need that mental image. And shut up, Kyon! I know you're laughing up there."
Cross-legged on his top bunk, Iida shared an amused grin with Yokoo across the way. "Yes, Sir."
"Just 'cause you two are gayer than the Mardi Gras," Fujigaya grumbled. "Get out of here and go take a communal shower."
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Title: Straight-Laced
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: JDS-Japanese Defence Ship (commissioned pre-2008). 海士長 Kaishi-chō-Leading Seaman (highest enlisted/non-officer rank). Kitayama and Fujigaya here.
"I think he deserves to have his underwear stolen," Yokoo mused, offended by Fujiaya though on the way to the JDS Daibōken showers with Iida all the same.
"I think he's just frustrated," Iida shrugged placidly.
"Obviously," Yokoo said. "But he shouldn't've joined the navy in the first place if he couldn't handle seeing more balls than breasts without getting chemically imbalanced."
"No, I mean," Iida said. Paused.
Yokoo shot him a funny look.
"…him and the Kaishi-chō," Iida said at length. "There's something there."
Yokoo rolled his eyes. "Except you're forgetting Kitayama's straight, too."
"Right," Iida said. "Of course."
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Title: So Not Smooth
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: 等海士 Ittō Kaishi-Seaman (one down from Leading Seaman). Yokoo and Iida here.
"Seen my underwear, Kyon?" Fujigaya asked, rummaging around his storage locker. "I did some washing just yesterday, I swear!"
Under Yokoo's eye, Iida steadfastly pretended to be listening to music (despite reading a book and having no headphones on).
"Kyon…" Fujigaya warned.
Iida looked up with faux-innocence. "Ask Yokoo-san? He cleans…"
Fujigaya looked from Iida to Yokoo and back again with a frown. "No, Ittō Kaishi Iida Kyohei, I'm asking you, though your lack of an answer's telling me enough!" He turned with a glare. "Hand them over, Yokoo."
"Kyon," Yokoo sighed. "You are the worst liar I've ever seen."
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Title: Sore Loser
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: I always seem to have a target. Usually it's Kawai or Nikaido; tonight, Fujigaya. 8D; Sorry.
"What do you mean they're overboard?" Fujigaya hissed. He wanted to shout, but being heard wasn't ideal. "We're in the middle of the Pacific! This tub isn't docking for weeks!"
"Like I said." Yokoo inspected his fingernails. "You're eighteen nautical miles too late."
"Then I'm taking yours," Fujigaya growled.
"There's no way you'd fit into it," Yokoo told him flatly.
"Then Kyon-"
"I usually go commando," Iida said, apologetic.
"Fuck you both!"
"This is what you get for pulling rank on friends," Yokoo said primly.
"Are you serious?" Fujigaya stared. "I'm sorry, okay?"
Yokoo smiled. "Well, there's one other option…"
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Title: Speechless
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: Kitayama wanted action.
Kitayama blinked. "Come again?"
"I asked for your underwear," Fujigaya grumbled.
"That's funny," Kitayama said. "Last I heard of courtship, giving flowers was the norm."
Fujigaya threw his hands up, flopping back on his bunk. "Just because I pissed Yokoo off once by telling him and Iida to go jerk off in the showers."
"What, did they want you to watch instead?" Kitayama deadpanned.
"You're an ass," Fujigaya groused.
"Whatever. Here." Kitayama tossed Fujigaya a pair of clean boxers. "Though there are easier ways to get at what's in my pants, you know."
He grinned when Fujigaya's jaw dropped open.
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Title: Problem Solved
Unit for Points: K.K.Kity
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kismai4
Notes: Cleaning is Yokoo's national pasttime. But I don't actually think he tossed all of Fujigaya's underwear to the wind. 8D Probably.
"In a good mood, Kyon?" Yokoo observed. They had extra cleaning rounds courtesy of the disciplinary committee, but neither of them minded much.
Iida smiled. "We haven't heard much out of Taisuke lately," he said obliquely. "Complaints-wise."
Yokoo stopped mopping to eye his friend. "They were passed out on Kitayama's bunk last I saw. You have a hand in that?"
Iida chuckled. "I maybe told Kitayama-kun something, but it was just a little news." He mopped with a quiet sense of satisfaction. "I told you they had something."
"Fine," Yokoo rolled his eyes. "You called it. Happy?"
Iida laughed. "Yes."