Discovery - Indignation - It's what we do - Crashing - Feed me - 3 A.M.

Apr 08, 2010 13:44

Title: Discovery
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: ABC, Kitayama, Fujigaya
Notes: Because misosiru went all 'Wouldn't this be so CUTE!' and I can't resist writing for her.


“Hey, hey, what have we here?” Goseki leaned down to stroke his favorite cat, Taiskitty. He fumbled for a few moments, holding up something that resembled a lumpy brown tennis ball.

“Is that a mouse?” Tsukada leaned over, his interest sparked.

Goseki was about to answer when the creature rose on it's hindquarters. “Excuse me!” It piped. “But I'm Hiromouster and I'm a hamster.”

They looked down at the tiny furball before Kawai spoke. “Well, it can't be any worse then that stupid turtle you picked up the other day.”

At their feet, Taiskitty purred.

Title: Indignation
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: Totsuka, Kitayama, Fujigaya


“You're definitely not a hamster.” Tottsu explained to the small creature. He had the rodent tucked against his chest as he lounged on the couch. Hiromouster was trying to dig his way into Tottsu's shirt pocket. Taiskitty was on the other end of the couch, bathing himself in disdain. “Besides, Taiskitty eats gourmet.”

“I'm a hamster!” He...it...he insisted.

The cat looked up from his grooming, sniffing. “If I wanted to, it wouldn't matter if you were Hamzilla, I'd still eat you, Fatty.”

Tottsu barely caught the other's tail as he launched himself at Taiskitty in indignation.

Title: It's What We Do
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kitayama, Fujigaya
Notes Because every cat has a dorky side to them, they just don't always show it.


“You sleep too much.” Taiskitty complained.

Hiromouster raised his head in sleepy confusion. “It's nighttime. Fluffy.” He grouched, curling up again. “We're supposed to sleep.” He was almost asleep again when a paw batted out in the dim light, popping him in to the air. “What the hell are you doing!”

“You slept all day!” Taiskitty protested and Hiro couldn't believe it. The cat was whining.

“I'd have stayed awake if you hadn't been threatening to eat me.” He hissed at the cat, clambering over paws.

“I'm a cat! It's what we do!”

Title: Crashing
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: Kitayama, Fujigaya
Notes Because cats are not as graceful as they think they are. At least not all the time.


“Are you trying to kill me?” Hiro spluttered, hauling his mousy butt out of the dish of milk.

“I thought you were holding on!” Taiskitty apologized, looking sheepish...which was strange on a cat, but Hiro supposed it was better then the other's usual airs.

“I was holding on.” He grumbled, trying to press all the milk out of his fur. “You skidded across the kitchen and crashed in to a fridge!”

Taiskitty pouted. “I did not crash in to the fridge. I meant to do that.”

“Whateve-HEY!”

Leaning over, Taiskitty began licking Hiromouster clean.

Title: Feed Me
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: ABC, Kitayama, Fujigaya
Notes My sister has a cat who does this...I've never seen a cat eat fruit before, but it's so LOL.


“Will you look at that...” Kawai tapped on Tsukada's shoulder and pointed to the corner of the room.

Taiskitty was happily purring, curled around Hiromouster (who had given up on insisting he was a hamster). Leaning back against the cat, the small mouse was peeling the skins off of grapes, holding them up to feed Taiskitty.

Tsukada flailed slightly and grabbed Tottsu's arm. “Omigod, that's so cute!” He squealed under his breath. They all fell in to silence, watching as Taiskitty nuzzled at the mouse.

“This is way too sappy for me.” Kawai made a gagging noise.

Title: 3 A.M.
Unit for Points: Hey! Say! JUMP
Word Count: 100
Characters: Hashimoto, Takaki
Notes ...Well, he had to go somewhere. He hates hamsters. xD


It was three in the morning and Takaki barely managed to yank a blanket around himself (he hated sleeping with clothes on) before Hasshi was through his window. “What the fuck, Hasshi. What are you doing here?”

Pouting, Hasshi grumbled something about a blasted ball of evil fur and Takaki covered his mouth with the blanket to hide a smile.

Hasshi glowered at him. “Stop laughing.”

Takaki couldn't help but giggle as he shuffled closer to wrap his arms around him. “You're so cute.”

The boyfriend was not placated. “That blanket is in the way, Yuuyan.”

challenge: au, unit: a.b.c.-z, unit: hey! say! jump

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