Faré writes The Citizen's Credo, quoted in full:

I believe in the Holy Trinity: I believe in the Almighty Godvernment, incarnate in Our Saviour The President, and blessed by the Holy Spirit of The People. Hallelujah!

I believe The President is born nominated without the Sin of Selfishness because he's been blessed by the Holy ( Read more... )

There are some beautiful girls at the Nashua High Prom. What a night!

UPDATE: The most beautiful is a toss up between Bethany and Sarah 22, if we don't count the Indian beauties I barely talked to. Of course, my date, Nicole, and her friend Danielle, were looking amazing too.

Tyler Cowen links to Hufu: The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!

What does Hufu™ taste like? Does it taste like human flesh?

Hufu™ is designed to resemble, as humanly possible, the taste and texture of human flesh. If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste ( Read more... )

College Profs. Denounce Western Culture; Move to Caves

( Chemistry by Semisonic )

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named 'Doug'?"

I survived my last wisdom tooth extraction. This one _is_ a lot worse feeling than the last. The pain, even with the vicodine, is nearly unbearable and my mouth looks pretty icky as the entire left inside gum is black and has a long line of stiches ( Read more... )

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Will Wilkinson writes about barriers to ''hedonic trade.''

The obvious answer to Tyler's puzzle about why people don't have more sex is that the cost is not in fact low. It strikes me as bizarre on its face to think of sex as a low-cost activity. Most people don't want sex, per se, but want sex with a person with whom they want to ( Read more... )

How To Be A Happy Woman