Gift Fic For turtleheartz

[santa_johnny]

Title: Six Degrees of Morimoto Shintaro
Pairing/Group: Nakajima Yuuto/Takaki Yuuya (Hey! Say! JUMP). Special appearances by Nakajima Raiya, Chinen Yuuri, and naturally Morimoto Shintaro.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: shapeshifting, smut (hetero and homo)
Notes: turtleheartz said, “No genderswitch unless it’s magical.” Challenge accepted. ;)
Summary: It seems that

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[turtleheartz]

Firstly, author-san, I would like to thank you for this amazing fic. And apologise for the incoherence to come. Here goes.

“I make a fucking hot girl.” Of course the beanstalk looks hot as a girl. Of course. ALSO DAT ASS DOE

The latest favorite is changing individual ringtones to questionable English rap songs that really only serve to make Keito blush. I laughed really loudly at this because YES??? Scandalised Keito is my favourite :D

“Holy fuck,” Raiya stops him in the hallway, blatantly addressing Yuuto’s cleavage. “What’s with the Jessica Rabbit getup?” i am dying because of the nakajima bros

The whole part about Takaki moping in the winter ;-;; and he’s stuck in the friend zone solely because of his genetics. YUTO BB ;-;;

I am laughing because of course he wears his MOTHER'S fur coat and then HE ALSO DID HIS RESEARCH LIKE A GOODBOI...GIRL

name-dropping Shintaro is the best way to befriend anyone from ramen shop owners to Kpop idols. That kid knows everyone. I am crying RAMEN SHOP OWNERS TO KPOP IDOLS

[turtleheartz]

LJ HATES ME SO THIS IS A PART TWO OF THE COMMENT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO FIT

“I only forced those last couple centimeters to be taller than Yabu, I swear.” WHY IS EVERY PART OF THIS FIC SO FUNNY AUTHOR-SAN I AM HAVING A HARD TIME SUPPRESSING GIGGLES

AND THEN THEY LEAVE THE BAR TOGETHER HEHEHEHE are they gonna have sex they are aren't they

“You look too cute like that,” Yuuto blurts out. “I can’t concentrate on what you’re saying.” too sweet gonna get cavities

AND THEN TAKAKI TALKS TO HIM SERIOUSLY THEY ARE HAVIN A GROWN UP TALK AND "Don’t worry about hurting me.” ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN TAKAKI YUYA

i kind of lost it there. i don't even know what 'it' is

smirking as he rubs his nose against Yuuto’s. this was too cute i had to quote it EEEEEEEP

THEY HAVE SEX AGAIN AND YUTO IS YUTO NOT YUUKO YESSSSSSSSS

(did i ever mention that beanstalk swearing during sex + dirtytalking is totally a headcanon of mine?) PERFECTION

“I wouldn’t have it any other way,” Takaki says, so sweetly that Yuuto leans down to kiss him, completely hindering