A million times yes, anon, for you have combined so many awesome things into one story that I can barely type - this is a good thing, mind you.
I mean, not only does Perv Ohno wake up in the Plutonian equivalent of the AKB48 video complete with scantily clad cute barely of age girls, but they're in SPACE!
All of Arashi! In space! And they're all INCREDIBLY STUPID, which I greatly enjoy! And TOMA is the computer, and he's SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM. And it's Oregon Trail...in space! And oh how I LOL'ed when Nino got dysentery...in space! And they maintain a steady or grueling pace...in space!!!!!!!!1111 I died.
And not-much-bedside-manner Jun, taken away from his lovely, beautiful wealthy Meisa who wasn't too upset about losing him (HAHAHAHA). And the 48 Quong daughters (and one son). And not being able to carry all the food back to the wagon spaceship, my god I HATED WHEN THAT HAPPENED
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OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS BEAUTIFUL THING AND WHERE HAS IT BEEN ALL MY LIFE. Nino gets dysentery! THE SPEED CONTROLS ARE JUST LIKE OREGON TRAIL, I DIED WHEN I GOT TO OHNO SETTING IT TO "GRUELING" OMG OMG OMG akljsflkjjfdsa reproduction clinic messed up and gave them 48 daughters, TOMA, omg seriously everything in this is just gold. Comedic gold. You definitely took this prompt and ran the fuck away with it holy crap this was amazing. ♥ Kudos to making me laugh this hard!
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A million times yes, anon, for you have combined so many awesome things into one story that I can barely type - this is a good thing, mind you.
I mean, not only does Perv Ohno wake up in the Plutonian equivalent of the AKB48 video complete with scantily clad cute barely of age girls, but they're in SPACE!
All of Arashi! In space! And they're all INCREDIBLY STUPID, which I greatly enjoy! And TOMA is the computer, and he's SO MUCH SMARTER THAN THEM. And it's Oregon Trail...in space! And oh how I LOL'ed when Nino got dysentery...in space! And they maintain a steady or grueling pace...in space!!!!!!!!1111 I died.
And not-much-bedside-manner Jun, taken away from his lovely, beautiful wealthy Meisa who wasn't too upset about losing him (HAHAHAHA). And the 48 Quong daughters (and one son). And not being able to carry all the food back to the wagon spaceship, my god I HATED WHEN THAT HAPPENED ( ... )
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SDFJGKFDKGIFHDGJ♥♥♥♥♥anon you are flawless. just. your arashi. your timing. your dialogue. YOUR EVERYTHING. UGH.
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I enjoyed your humor! Thank you for sharing this with us! <3
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Oh sweet Lord I love this. TOMA was a good, good choice. And also, everything Aiba cooks TOTALLY tastes like pineapple.
And yeah, Oregon Trail FTW.
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