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THE APPLICATION
Just the basics, baby.
Name/Nickname: Nikki
Age: 16
Location: South Carolina
Describe yourself in 5 words: rad. nice. fun. retarded. talented.
Mareh's questions.
1. Which sex position are you most eager to try (or which one do you enjoy the most, if you're that lucky)? Who doesent love Doggie Style!?
2. When you're writing something, do you prefer to print or do you write in cursive? Print.
3. If you had to move to either a) Cuba, b) Romania, or c) Uganda, which would you choose and why? B, because i havent heard of the other 2.
4. If you could be any person, famous, infamous, or somewhere in the middle, who would you be and why? I'd be myself. Because, im Rad.
5. What's your favorite snack? Poptarts ♥
Lilleh's questions.
1. If you had to choose between a) getting infected with the funny syphillis, b) punching an old person in the face, or c) reading War and Peace over and over for eternity, what would you choose? B!
2. What is completely and utterly essential to you in your daily life? Showering.
3. Define twoo wuuuv. (aka LOVE, because I am a hopeless romantic. *gush*) Love is when, a dude will make a chick her coffee.
4. Please explain to me your religious/spiritual/whatever you'd like to call it beliefs. You won't be judged on this at all, and may skip it if you wish (however, you need to make up for it by making me laugh!), this is purely for my curiousity. Im an Atheist.
5. What's your favorite place to be? Yo momma's house.
Let's play favorites.
5 Favorite bands/musicians:
1. Avenged Sevenfold
2. Pantera
3. Mindless Self Indulgence
4. Heavy Heavy Low Low
5. Crass
5 Favorite movies:
1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Lion King
3. Date Movie
4. Brokeback Mountain
5. American Pie
5 Favorite TV shows:
1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
2. Family Guy
3. That 70's show
4. Made
5. The Girls Next Door
5 Favorite books:
HA...like i read...PSHH.
(If you're asking yourself, why 5? It's because Mareh thinks that number is very erotic.) That's hott.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
Please give us at least 1 paragraph for each of the following.
Pornography:
Porno is a type of filmed entertainment in which a male is titilated into sexual mode. However, this form of film making is usually used in the process of masterbation, many couples chose to enguage in teh activity together, making the sex ever so kinky.
Abortion:
Abortion is where they suck the lil fucker out of your vagina. Why? I guess because you don't want it there...which, eh, whatever.
Gay Marriage:
As long as im not the one getting fucked up the ass, YAY FOR GAYS!
Gender roles in today's society:
The bitch gives me money, and i give him sex.
Pepsi vs. Coke:
COKE WINS.
Censorship:
What THE fuck is THAT!?
Anarchy:
Hey, it's better than Bush.
Capital Punishment:
Lets kill killers and rape rapists.
PETA or Animal Rights in general:
Save teh fuzzy bitches. [whales too]
The 'we-can-all-be-artists-and-take-shoddy-FOTOS!' movement among the teens: whatever.
A little something extra.
Promote in your journal and somewhere else (have the entries PUBLIC so we can see, duh).
1)
2)
Show us a picture of your awesomeness! Or two! Or three! Just not over 5, okay? If you don't want to, at least draw us yourself in paint!
Me..
ME...
The Boyfriend...[yes, he
THE END.
Just the basics, baby.
Name/Nickname: Nikki
Age: 16
Location: South Carolina
Describe yourself in 5 words: rad. nice. fun. retarded. talented.
Mareh's questions.
1. Which sex position are you most eager to try (or which one do you enjoy the most, if you're that lucky)? Who doesent love Doggie Style!?
2. When you're writing something, do you prefer to print or do you write in cursive? Print.
3. If you had to move to either a) Cuba, b) Romania, or c) Uganda, which would you choose and why? B, because i havent heard of the other 2.
4. If you could be any person, famous, infamous, or somewhere in the middle, who would you be and why? I'd be myself. Because, im Rad.
5. What's your favorite snack? Poptarts ♥
Lilleh's questions.
1. If you had to choose between a) getting infected with the funny syphillis, b) punching an old person in the face, or c) reading War and Peace over and over for eternity, what would you choose? B!
2. What is completely and utterly essential to you in your daily life? Showering.
3. Define twoo wuuuv. (aka LOVE, because I am a hopeless romantic. *gush*) Love is when, a dude will make a chick her coffee.
4. Please explain to me your religious/spiritual/whatever you'd like to call it beliefs. You won't be judged on this at all, and may skip it if you wish (however, you need to make up for it by making me laugh!), this is purely for my curiousity. Im an Atheist.
5. What's your favorite place to be? Yo momma's house.
Let's play favorites.
5 Favorite bands/musicians:
1. Avenged Sevenfold
2. Pantera
3. Mindless Self Indulgence
4. Heavy Heavy Low Low
5. Crass
5 Favorite movies:
1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Lion King
3. Date Movie
4. Brokeback Mountain
5. American Pie
5 Favorite TV shows:
1. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
2. Family Guy
3. That 70's show
4. Made
5. The Girls Next Door
5 Favorite books:
HA...like i read...PSHH.
(If you're asking yourself, why 5? It's because Mareh thinks that number is very erotic.) That's hott.
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
Please give us at least 1 paragraph for each of the following.
Pornography:
Porno is a type of filmed entertainment in which a male is titilated into sexual mode. However, this form of film making is usually used in the process of masterbation, many couples chose to enguage in teh activity together, making the sex ever so kinky.
Abortion:
Abortion is where they suck the lil fucker out of your vagina. Why? I guess because you don't want it there...which, eh, whatever.
Gay Marriage:
As long as im not the one getting fucked up the ass, YAY FOR GAYS!
Gender roles in today's society:
The bitch gives me money, and i give him sex.
Pepsi vs. Coke:
COKE WINS.
Censorship:
What THE fuck is THAT!?
Anarchy:
Hey, it's better than Bush.
Capital Punishment:
Lets kill killers and rape rapists.
PETA or Animal Rights in general:
Save teh fuzzy bitches. [whales too]
The 'we-can-all-be-artists-and-take-shoddy-FOTOS!' movement among the teens: whatever.
A little something extra.
Promote in your journal and somewhere else (have the entries PUBLIC so we can see, duh).
1)
2)
Show us a picture of your awesomeness! Or two! Or three! Just not over 5, okay? If you don't want to, at least draw us yourself in paint!
Me..
ME...
The Boyfriend...[yes, he
THE END.