Sometimes Derek can be Brilliant!

[jean_gris]

This is a beautiful quote, which I would like to apply in life:

"1. For Lent I plan on giving up chasity.

or

2. For Lent I plan on giving up not being a whore."

I LOVE IT!!

Comments

[uncut_diamond]

My alternative plan is to get a shirt made that says "I'm a lawyer, I like to cuddle and I leave the seat down."

[jean_gris]

that's a lot of reading! I want it quicker than that!

[uncut_diamond]

I have one of those Dal Law hoodies?

[jean_gris]

better. somewhat. lol
rules out sex with the blind and/or illiterate though :S