Comments | jeanie3: Classic LJ whining

jeanie3

Classic LJ whining

Feb 13, 2005 21:42

I am so mind-numbingly bored right now I'm going crazy. I also have shooting pain in my upper back/neck/shoulder area, and I'm stiff and sore from my soccer game this morning too. I'm freaking tired as hell. I haven't started an essay that was due on Friday, and I can't bring myself to do it now, even though I'm at work and have to be here for ( Read more... )

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henwy February 14 2005, 09:54:38 UTC

Blah, blah, blah. You're going to brazil in a couple weeks. You have that to look forward to. Of course, there you'll probaly get attacked by wild monkeys, bitten, and contract some sort of weird money disease that makes you grow a hump and give you a gimp leg. it'll all work out though since once you return to the states you can find plastic surgeons that will slice and reshapre the hump on your back until their look like two boobies. Then you'll have a long and exciting career as a porno actress because since you have front and back boobies, it would not only be unique, but result in a huge leap forward in the evolution of porn actress species. Because of you, they'll probaly send other porn stars or the aspiring ones to brazil so they too can be bitten and get a hump which is then reshapped into boobies. Some people will no doubt use breast implants to make fake back boobies, but the fans will be discerning and demand the real thing. The gimp leg will need to be edited out and/or brushed up in all the films though.

jeanie3 February 14 2005, 18:53:05 UTC

Wow, if that happens do you think I'll get to choose who'll play me in the movie based on my life?

henwy February 14 2005, 23:08:44 UTC

Unfortunately no. It'll be discovered, too late to save you, that monkey back boobies are really giant cancerous cyst that are slow to develop. One day when you're off pumping away on the set and some guy is mauling your front boobies and another is mauling the back boobies, the latter will explode in a shower of pus. They'll rush you to the hospital but you'll die within 8 hours.

jeanie3 February 14 2005, 23:41:23 UTC

Well, since I know my life story is going to be like that, can't I at least make a posthumous request in my will or something?

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