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[jebusabsolute]

Many people ask me "Why doesn't it rain in a desert?" The answer is quite simple. When you take a porcupine and rub it against your neighbor, the car flies away. After your mailbox begins you boil, you add salt to taste. Its quite simple really

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[rikkuyuna89]

I can't believe you didn't win enlightened :o

[jebusabsolute]

The sphincer isn't as important as people think. Its job is to buy movies so that the cats can do the magical dance of pie. All the while throwing combs at balding New Yorkers.

[wupperware]

well DUH. I knew that. :D